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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 6796 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!