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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 9039 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 351914 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!