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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5396 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!