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  • WifelyDutyFailCraft

    WifelyDutyFailCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about forgetting your mother-in-law’s birthday gift! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, fights, and passive-aggressive chores!

    On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being the only one who didn’t bring a gift to a virtual birthday party. Our players are always ready to stir up some drama and make you question your entire existence.

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of opportunities for hugs, kisses, and giddy moments with your virtual spouse. Just be prepared to balance those tender moments with some hardcore chore duty – after all, your virtual partner expects nothing less!

    So come join us on our server, where every day is a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in the virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • HaloCraftPrimeTime

    HaloCraftPrimeTime
    Remember how popular Halo was back in the day? Well, imagine that level of hype, but in Minecraft form! Our server is so lit, even Master Chief himself would ditch his Xbox to join in on the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert, and more epic builds than a Kardashian mansion. So why join our server? Because if you don’t, you’ll be missing out on the most epic adventure of your virtual life. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to mess with the noobs. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, because on our server, anything is possible – even riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • CraftyTrumpTariffs

    CraftyTrumpTariffs
    so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to play minecraft, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Bank of Canada governor said so. he was all like “trumps tariffs threat already having an impact” and we were all like “whaaaat??” but then we were like “let’s play minecraft instead!” cuz, like, who needs tariffs when you can build epic stuff in minecraft, amirite? so come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss!

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  • Obese But Healthy – Fat Burn Fail

    Obese But Healthy – Fat Burn Fail
    so, like, u know how sometimes u think u r all healthy n stuff cuz u r not, like, super skinny but u r not, like, super fat either? well, turns out, ur body weight n stuff dont really tell u if u r gonna get sick or not. like, 25% of obese peeps r actually healthy. but, get this, some obese peeps r unhealthy cuz their fat cells cant burn fats like they should. so, u never really know, man. join our minecraft server n maybe u will learn more crazy stuff like this. plus, we have, like, flying pigs n talking cows. it’s wild, dude. come join us for some wacky fun!

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