Over The Hill Gamers: SMP – Where ‘vanilla’ really means they forgot the mods…sigh.

Adults, BUILD, Discord, Farms, Forgot, Game, Gamers, Hardware, HILL, Join, Means, Message, Minecraft, mods…sigh, Older, Players, respectful, Server, skill levels, smp, Technical, Vanilla, welcomed

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dragons Tamed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	It’s a small SMP server comprised of respectful older adults. I have gone white-listed to prevent random griefing.
Online Players	3-8 online at a given time
Hardware	Recently upgraded to handle a few more players
Game Version	Java 1.21
Features	No PVP, No mods for technical gameplay

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, you can join by sending a message and requesting the discord info.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules against griefing, stealing, and being disrespectful to other players.

Q: What type of gameplay is encouraged on the server?

A: Building, creating farms, and enjoying the game in a friendly environment.

Q: Are players of all skill levels welcome?

A: Yes, all skill levels are welcomed on the server.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to join?

A: While it’s geared towards older adults, age is not a restriction as long as players are respectful.

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Divine Spears Created:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Towns Built:	2
Crops Grown:	3226	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Secret Passages Found:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mines Excavated:	3288
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	35	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Animals Bred:	125	Zombie Dances:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	960

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	4976
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!

CraftyNaziServer

Accountability, Banking Scandal, controversy, corporate responsibility, CraftyNaziServer, Credit Suisse, deeper than thought, Ethics, financial institution, financial sector, History, Holocaust, investigation, media report, Nazi ties, public relations, reputation, switzerland, ties to Nazis, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret underground bunker full of treasure and adventure. we got hidden nazi gold and ancient artifacts just waiting to be discovered. but be careful, cuz there are booby traps and secret passages everywhere. it’s like a real-life indiana jones movie, but in minecraft form. plus, we have a secret society of players who are trying to uncover the truth about the server’s mysterious past. so come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the secrets of the server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

air defense, ATACMS missiles, ballistic missiles, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, defense systems, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, military conflict, military escalation, military technology, Missile, missile defense, national security, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	New Chunks Explored:	995135
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Divine Spears Created:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Towns Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than russia vs kyiv!!! we got atacms missiles flying everywhere but don’t worry, our players are pros at shooting them down. come build your base and watch out for those sneaky russians trying to retaliate against you. join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay you’ll ever experience, trust us, it’s a blast!

Aren.lol

Alpha, Aren.lol, core, Custom, develop, Early, expand, Inspired, Knockback, Map, MODERN, Network, optimised, Plugins, Possibly, PvP, self-made, Spawn, Spigot, Syuu, Time

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Potions Brewed:	77	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Server Overview

Feature	Description
IP	Aren.lol (1.8)
Discord	https://discord.gg/d3aFxsTPyE
Inspiration	Heavily inspired by old FFA servers and the old syuu spawn
Development	Early alpha stage with one map, possible expansion into a network
Optimisation	Custom spigot core for server optimisation

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server in beta or alpha stage?	The server is currently in the early alpha stage
How many maps does the server have?	At the moment, the server only includes one map
Will the server expand into a network?	There are plans to possibly expand the server into a network in the future
What core does the server use for optimisation?	The server utilises a custom spigot core for optimal performance

Zesty Country Craft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Country, Craft, national pride, patriotism, Zest, zest for life, zest for living, zestful, zestful citizens, zestful community, zestful country, zestful culture, zestful lifestyle, zestful living, zestful nation, zestful people, zestful society, zestful traditions, zestfully, zestiness, Zesty

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5446
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate zesty adventure!

We have more sheep than you can count, and they all wear sunglasses for maximum coolness.

Our pigs have been trained in the art of breakdancing, so you can have epic dance battles with them.

The cows on our server produce chocolate milk, because why settle for regular milk when you can have chocolatey goodness?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can ride our llamas into battle against the evil zombie hordes.

So come on down and join us for a zesty time like no other!

CryBabyCraft Minecraft Server

CryBabyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Buildings Constructed:	40	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your patience and decision-making skills? Look no further than our server, where we promise to give you the ultimate challenge just like dealing with a bossy and manipulative grandkid!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to reason with a crying eight-year-old who only wants her cake in one piece. And don’t forget about the intense chess matches where you’ll have to come up with creative solutions to avoid a meltdown.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like dealing with a tantrum-throwing child, you’ll need nerves of steel and a sense of humor to survive the chaos. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

TattooTroubleCraft

Argument, Author, avoidance, Body, Boyfriend, Communication, decision, disagreement, Expression, Individuality, judgment, justification, London, personal choice, Quote, relationship, self esteem, Self-expression, tattoo, TattooTroubleCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and judgment like this poor soul with the tattoo! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no judgment for your ink choices!

On our server, you can express yourself freely without fear of being shamed by your significant other. Build a world where your tattoos are celebrated, not criticized. Who cares if it’s a quote from a famous author or a random doodle – it’s all about self-expression here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild. And hey, if you need a break from the drama, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun. No need to justify your decisions here – just build, explore, and enjoy the freedom of Minecraft!