OVClub: Where even the semi-vanilla players can’t resist causing semi-anarchy, now with sponge economy and a shopping mall! 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bases, causing, Champions, Community interaction, Competitions, Currency, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, Faction, History, Limits, Mall, map art, OVClub, Players, Resist, Semi Vanilla, Semianarchy, Semivanilla, server updates, shopping, Sponge, Teams, top rankings, vanilla exploits, world border

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Potions Brewed:	63
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

New Minecraft Servers

OVClub Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.ovclub.gg
Server Version	1.20.6
Discord	https://discord.gg/X7AyXyk2fu

Welcome to OVClub, a Minecraft server with a 3+ year old world that has never been reset. The server features custom plugins and encourages community feedback for improvements.

Features:

Sponge Economy: Earn sponges as the server’s currency.
Shopping Mall: Rent and customize a shop to sell items.
Crews: Form teams and compete to reach The High Table.
The High Table: Top crews can vote for server-wide changes.
Server Events: Monthly competitions and major events.
No Limits: Explore the old map with no world border and allowed exploits.

Join today using the IP (play.ovclub.gg) and join the discord for updates and community interaction.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I earn sponges?	You can earn sponges from killing mobs, mining ores, voting, and participating in server events.
Can I create a custom shop in the Shopping Mall?	Yes, you can rent and customize a shop to sell your items to other players.
How can I join or create a crew?	You can create or join a crew in-game and work with others to climb the rankings.
What are the benefits of reaching The High Table?	Top crews can vote for server-wide game changes and have special privileges.
Are there any server events I can participate in?	Yes, the server hosts monthly build competitions, map art contests, and major events like The Champions Tour.
Are there any restrictions on exploring the map?	No, there are no world borders and all vanilla exploits are allowed for exploration.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Longbirch, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, vanguard, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	162	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

Useful Links:

FAQ

1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

2. What are the available classes in the server?

There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

3. Are there different races to play as?

Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

6. Is there a deity system in the game?

Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

7. How often are updates released on the server?

The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, attractive, Blaze, Character, cuntboys, desire, dream, ETERNAL, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional, hot, imagination, Land, longing, Mythical, mythical creatures, real, Roleplay, scar, Sexy, wish, yearning

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, asking for money, bad behavior, bed mattress, Boundaries, cleaning supplies, Communication, Couch, dog owner, Friend, guest, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet owner, pet training, PuppyPurge, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, ruined, Server, smell

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Votes:	2816
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

PowerWasherPals4Eva

acquaintance, Borrowed, Confrontation, Daughters, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, garage, Lawyer, neighbor, overdue, power washer, PowerWasherPals4Eva, Repayment, replacement cost, response, RETURN, small claims court, text, trustworthy, Unpaid, Venmo request

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4299	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

SmartypantsMC SMP

astuteness, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, cleverness, discerning, erudite, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intellectual prowess, intelligence, knowledgeable, perceptive, Quick Thinking, savvy, sharp mind, shrewd, SmartyPantsMC, smp, subtle signs, Wise

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!

DisgustCraft

Behavior, culture, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, Etiquette, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, normal, odd, opinion, peculiar, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, social norms, societal expectations, strange, taboo, UNUSUAL

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we embrace all things weird and wacky.

On our server, we have a special event every week where players have to build the most outrageous and ridiculous structures they can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their Minecraft lives to creating the most disgusting and revolting builds imaginable. Think you have what it takes to join their ranks?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for the truly bizarre.

HempCraft Server – Panama’s Assembly Approved!

agriculture, Approval, APPROVED, Assembly, Cannabis, central america, commercialization, economic growth, government regulation, HEMP, hemp industry, hemp products, HempCraft, industrial hemp, Latin America, legalizing hemp, legislation, market opportunities, National Assembly, Natural resources, panama, Panama’s, planting, Server, sustainable farming

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Emeralds Found:	5741	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
New Chunks Explored:	590645	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Zombie Dances:	1

u wana join dis amazin minecraft server cuz we be plantin and sellin HEMP like it aint no thang! come join us and be part of da green revolution! we be growin da dankest hemp in all of minecraft land, u wont find better quality anywhere else! plus, our community be so chill and friendly, u gonna feel right at home. so come on over and join us for some high-flying fun!

MotherhoodMadness

Abuses, child abuse, child marriage, discrimination, forced motherhood, gender equality, gender-based violence, Girls, global policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, maternal health, MotherhoodMadness, reproductive rights, rights of girls, rules, social justice, UN, underage pregnancy, united nations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Items Found:	2330
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns and dragons flying around everywhere. and get this, the UN actually rules that girls being forced into motherhood on our server is like, totally against human rights. like, who knew Minecraft could be so controversial, right?

but seriously, come join our server for all the crazy adventures and epic battles. we even have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot and fight off evil mobs. plus, our community is like, super friendly and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server!

Blocky Bennu: Life Building Server

amino acids, asteroid analysis, Astrobiology, astrochemistry, Bennu, Bennu asteroid, blocky, building, building blocks of life, carbon-based compounds, celestial bodies, cosmic dust, cosmic origins, extraterrestrial life, Life, microbial life, NASA, organic chemistry, organic molecules, planetary science, research findings, scientific discovery, scientists, Server, space exploration

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Animals Bred:	47	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

so, like, this server is out of this world, man. like, literally. we got the bennu asteroid up in here, and scientists say it’s got all the building blocks of life. like, who needs earth when you can join our server and create your own universe, amirite? come join us and see what kind of crazy life forms you can create with the bennu asteroid. it’s gonna be outta this world, man. like, literally.

Vanillaex server minecraft

Bed wars, Bedware, Discord, Dungeon, Equipment, Kingdom, Lobby, Minecraft, OneBlock, pumping, RPG, RPG components, rules, Server, Simplevoice voice chat, Skills, skins system, Structures, Telegram, Vanilla, Vanillaex, weapons, white sheet

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Vanillaex server offers two servers to choose from Vanilla and RPG.On all servers, support for Simplevoice voice chat

Lobby is a lobby with two Oneblock and Bedware minimum and portals on the serverVanilla is a server with minimal changes in gameplay, entrance to the White sheet, to get to the Whiter, you need to familiarize yourself with the rules and the application in the discord or telegram (links are in the server lobby)

RPG is a server with various RPGs components of such as pumping, skills. Of the gameplay additions, the skins system for 2000+ variations of equipment and weapons, work, creation and development of its own kingdom, dungeon, structures, online map and so on. (So far, you can play the test mode)

mc.vanillaex.space

The Last Joust of Chivalry

alliances, army expansion, Chaos, Chivalry, Community, Creativeplots, customisation, Discord, faction management, Factions, joust, King Argon II, Malric Terrowin, Medieval, modded server, Modpack, PvP, PvPZone, Realism, Roleplay, Siege Engines, Tenosia

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Welcome to the Last Joust of Chivalry

“The realm continues to spiral into chaos. The assentation of King Argon II had been challenged by rise of the pretender, Malric Terrowin, claiming to be the rightful heir to the late monarch. Vassal lords and minor states alike were forced into committing to either side or to face destruction, while the realm seemingly remains too preoccupied with its own vices to pay attention to growing encroachments by the southern realm of Tenosia. Which side will you pledge your allegiance and aid it in rise to complete domination through this bloody last joust of chivalry”

TLJ is the second iteration of our server, focused on factions combat and expansion. Among the latest addition is the custom siege engines with realistic block physics, army expansion system, extensive faction management and extensive customisation. This time players alongside our realism focused Modpack will also find additional modes on the server, including:

Additional Modes
CreativePlots – Design builds together with all building blocks and decorations of our Modpack at hand
PvPZone – For those wishing to spend time sparring with other players without worry for loss of equipment on dozen different arenas

More information of the additional planned features will be included

Join our community today

https://discord.gg/agVWxf8VGc

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the main focus of the server?	The main focus of the server is factions combat and expansion.
Are there any additional modes on the server?	Yes, players can also enjoy CreativePlots for building and PvPZone for sparring.
Is there a Modpack available for the server?	Yes, there is a realism-focused Modpack available for players.
How can I join the community?	You can join our community by clicking on the provided Discord link.

Lily Pad Kingdom 1.21.2

1.21.2, amphibian, animal, CAMOUFLAGE, Croak, croaking, ecosystem, environmental conservation, Frog, frogpost, Green.., Hop, Kingdom, LEAP, Lily, Nature, PAD, pond, post, ribbit, slimy, webbed feet, Wetlands, wildlife

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Void Gems Collected:	37
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, come join dis epic Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual paradise and flex on all them other players with your mad building skills!

We got more mods and plugins than you can shake a stick at, so you can do all sorts of crazy stuff like ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to create the most insane creations you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! But be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like Hotel California, but with creepers and diamonds instead of Eagles and weird vibes.

RingResale Minecraft Server

autism, cash exchange, Communication, Conversation, Disappointment, emotional attachment, family friend, forgotten gift, Guilt, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, mum’s ring, past relationships, Pawn Shop, remorse, Ring, RingResale, SELLING, sentimental value, Server, shock, sister

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as selling your mom’s ring without knowing it was hers? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and surprises!

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. Just like the drama of selling a ring that turns out to belong to your own mom, you never know what twists and turns await you in our virtual world.

Plus, with our unique gameplay features and wacky community, you’ll never have a dull moment. Who needs reality TV when you can experience the thrill of our server?

So come on, join us and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, always double-check before selling any virtual or real-life items – you never know whose ring it might be!

CreeperFamilyUncomfortable

CreeperFamilyUncomfortable, family dynamics, friend’s family, friend’s house, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate nickname, step mum, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable behavior, uncomfortable environment, uncomfortable family, uncomfortable family dynamics, uncomfortable family interactions, uncomfortable home, uncomfortable interactions, uncomfortable nickname, uncomfortable situation, uncomfortable situation with friend’s family, under 18

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t be called any inappropriate nicknames by your friend’s stepmom! We guarantee a nickname-free environment where you can focus on building and exploring without any uncomfortable encounters.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of friendly players who will never make weird jokes about stepmoms or questionable family dynamics.

Don’t worry about telling your parents about your Minecraft adventures here, because we understand that not everyone has a great relationship with their family. Just jump on our server and escape into a world where you can be yourself without any awkward situations.

So come on over and join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be called is a master builder.

SelfLoveSMP

self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assertiveness, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, SelfLoveSMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually trained monkeys.

But the best part? The players, man. They’re all like, super chill and funny and they all have pet llamas named Larry. And get this, every time you log on, you get a free diamond sword and a stack of enchanted golden apples. It’s like Christmas every day, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of cake and puppies? Yeah, it’s a thing. And there’s this one time where we all had a massive dance party in the Nether and accidentally summoned a giant zombie chicken. Good times, good times.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake. It involves a lot of jazz hands and a dab. It’s lit, bro.