OVClub: Where even the semi-vanilla players can’t resist causing semi-anarchy, now with sponge economy and a shopping mall! 1.20.6

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OVClub Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.ovclub.gg
Server Version	1.20.6
Discord	https://discord.gg/X7AyXyk2fu

Welcome to OVClub, a Minecraft server with a 3+ year old world that has never been reset. The server features custom plugins and encourages community feedback for improvements.

Features:

Sponge Economy: Earn sponges as the server’s currency.
Shopping Mall: Rent and customize a shop to sell items.
Crews: Form teams and compete to reach The High Table.
The High Table: Top crews can vote for server-wide changes.
Server Events: Monthly competitions and major events.
No Limits: Explore the old map with no world border and allowed exploits.

Join today using the IP (play.ovclub.gg) and join the discord for updates and community interaction.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I earn sponges?	You can earn sponges from killing mobs, mining ores, voting, and participating in server events.
Can I create a custom shop in the Shopping Mall?	Yes, you can rent and customize a shop to sell your items to other players.
How can I join or create a crew?	You can create or join a crew in-game and work with others to climb the rankings.
What are the benefits of reaching The High Table?	Top crews can vote for server-wide game changes and have special privileges.
Are there any server events I can participate in?	Yes, the server hosts monthly build competitions, map art contests, and major events like The Champions Tour.
Are there any restrictions on exploring the map?	No, there are no world borders and all vanilla exploits are allowed for exploration.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HezboomboomMC

airstrike, Beirut, Combat Mission, command center, CounterTerrorism, defense strategy, hezbollah, HezboomboomMC, idf, Israeli defense forces, lebanon, Middle East conflict, militant group, military intelligence, military operation, national security, precise strike, precision bombing, regional tensions, security threat, targeted attack

hey u, yes u, do u like explosions and chaos? well u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the craziest battles and wildest destruction u ever seen! we just did a precise strike on a hezbollah command center in beirut, can u believe it? join now and be part of the action, blow stuff up and have a blast! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like fun and excitement, then maybe u should stay away. but if u like adrenaline and mayhem, come join us now!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	6387

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Gut Bacteria Quest

animal models, Bacteria, balance, Endocrine System, growth problems, Gut, gut bacteria, health, hormonal imbalance, hormones, hypopituitarism, immune system, infertility, metabolism, Mice, Microbiome, microbiota, Quest, research, scientific findings, stress responses, study, Symptoms

so, like, u know how ur gut bacteria can, like, totally mess with ur hormones and stuff? well, on this server, we have like, magical gut bacteria that can make u grow super tall or like, make u infertile or something. it’s like, a whole new level of gameplay, man. u gotta join to see what crazy things ur gut bacteria can do to u in the game. trust me, it’s gonna be wild. so come on, join us and let’s see what kind of wacky adventures we can have with our gut bacteria in Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Runes Activated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	276244

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Tolls of Vanilla: MVP New Server – Immature – Easy

Adventure, alliances, blood moon, Builder, Community, EASY, Events, Explorer, friendship, immature, Loot, Minecraft, mvp, new world, Progression, Quests, Server, smp, strategy, Survival, teamwork, tolls, Vanilla, warrior

Valhalla Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Progression	Innovative progression system with exclusive abilities and ranks.
World	Fresh, untouched world with hidden treasures and resources.
Quests	Epic quests that shape the evolving storylines of the server.
Night Perils	New dangers and challenges during night time with rare loot rewards.
Community	Thriving, close-knit community with teamwork and weekly events.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Valhalla Minecraft server?

To join the server, use the Server IP: gates.ValhallaCraft.org

2. Is there a Discord server for Valhalla?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://www.valhallacraft.org

3. What makes the progression system in Valhalla unique?

The progression system offers exclusive abilities, rare items, and prestigious ranks to players, making the journey of discovery and power more rewarding.

4. Are there dynamic challenges in Valhalla?

Yes, during night time, new dangers and challenges arise with rare, game-changing loot rewards for brave players.

5. How can I get involved in the community events?

Participate in weekly events that test your skills and creativity, and forge alliances with other players to succeed in the server.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

city exploration, coastal city, Craft, georgia, hidden gems, historic district, local cuisine, local favorites, Minecraft, must-see attractions, Off the beaten path, restaurants, SAVANNAH, Server, SightSeeing, southern charm, southern hospitality, Tourist, travel, travel recommendations, travel tips, unique experiences, vacation destination

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as endless as the memes! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond mining competitions, and a secret underground club where villagers bust a move like never before.

Looking for a place to eat? How about our virtual buffet where you can feast on pixelated pork chops and slurp on slimeball soup? And don’t worry about finding a bathroom, just dig a hole and let nature take its course – we’re all about that rustic living here.

So come on down to our server and get ready for an adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to photobomb your selfies – they’re the ultimate trolls of the blocky world. See you there, fellow gamers!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Crops Grown:	7624	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Distro Hopping SMP – Why Are You Back Minecraft SMP

arch linux, cinnamon, computer science, debian, distro, distro hopping, fedora, Gnome, Hopping, KDE, linux, LXDE, manjaro, Minecraft, Mint, open source, Operating systems, Pop!_OS, smp, software, solus, Technology, ubuntu, xfce

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Picture this: a server where the pigs have taken over and are demanding to be treated like royalty. You’ll have to navigate through their piggy palaces and bacon-filled dungeons to survive. But don’t worry, you’ll have the help of a magical talking chicken who will guide you on your quest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Watch out for exploding cacti and flying sheep – you never know what these llamas will come up with next!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RedditRuler Minecraft Server

age restrictions, Apple family, bio children, Boundaries, Child protection, Decision making, family dynamics, impulsive behavior, integration, internet safety, Minecraft, movies, online content, online viewing, parenting, reddit, RedditRuler, restrictions, rules, Server, teenagers, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a 16-year-old player who is fighting for her right to browse Reddit! Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate the boundaries of parental controls and internet freedom.

Experience the thrill of sneaking onto Reddit while dodging parental restrictions, just like our rebellious teen player. Who knows what kind of crazy memes and cat videos you’ll come across!

But beware, our server is filled with impulsive decision-making players who may lead you astray. Just like our curious teenager, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the rules are made to be broken (but not really, please follow the rules). Who needs sleep schedules and adult website limits when you can have unlimited access to Reddit (well, maybe not unlimited, but we’ll figure it out)!

Are you ready to embark on this hilarious journey with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	5055	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LawnMowerLadz

Assertiveness, Boundaries, child labor, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disagreement, Etiquette, lawn mowing, LawnMowerLadz, misunderstanding, neighbor dispute, neighborhood kid, neighborly relations, payment, refusal, social norms, unwanted services, unwarranted expectations

Welcome to our Minecraft server where unexpected lawn mowing services are not only accepted, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a neighborhood filled with overbearing neighbors and their entrepreneurial children.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find a 13-year-old boy mowing your virtual lawn without your consent. But don’t worry, he’s just trying to make a quick buck and won’t accept anything less than $5 in virtual currency. And if you dare refuse, be prepared for his mom to come knocking on your virtual door, demanding payment for her son’s services.

But that’s not all – watch out for the passive-aggressive stares and dramatic street-crossing maneuvers from the neighborhood mom as you navigate through this chaotic virtual world. Will you stand your ground and refuse to pay for unsolicited lawn mowing, or will you give in to the pressure and fork over the virtual cash?

Join our server now for a hilarious and absurd gaming experience that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Just remember, in this neighborhood, lawn mowing drama is just the tip of the iceberg.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HabitCraft SMP: Daily Wins!

Consistency, Daily, daily routine, habit building, habit change, habit formation, habit formation strategies, habit formation tips, habit loop, habit stacking, habit tracking, HabitCraft, habits for success, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, personal development, Positive Change, productivity, self improvement, small habit, smp, Wins

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

Our server is home to a group of players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a rampage. One minute you could be peacefully building a house, and the next you’re in the middle of a prank war that involves TNT, chickens, and a giant statue of a potato (long story).

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Pig Racing Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can ride a pig through an obstacle course the fastest. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Lava Parkour Challenge” where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a fiery pit of doom (but hey, at least it’s entertaining to watch).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	59	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyLife: Decisions & Diamonds

CraftyLife, critical choices, Decision making, Decisions, defining moments, diamonds, impactful decision, impactful life decisions, important life choices, influential choices, life changing, life choices, life-altering choices, major life decisions, personal growth, pivotal decisions, self development, shaping my destiny, shaping my future, shaping my journey, shaping my path, significant life events, transformative decisions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only decision you have to make is what block to place next? Well, look no further because our server will have you making life-changing decisions left and right!

Join us and experience the thrill of deciding whether to build a house out of diamonds or TNT, or choosing between teaming up with friendly villagers or joining forces with a gang of mischievous creepers. Your decisions will shape your virtual life in ways you never thought possible!

But be warned, the decisions you make on our server may have real-life consequences. Who knows, maybe choosing to mine that last block of obsidian will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, or maybe it will unleash a horde of angry zombies upon your virtual world. The possibilities are endless and the stakes are high!

So come join us on our server and make the most impactful decisions of your Minecraft life. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll look back and say joining our server was the best decision you ever made…or maybe the worst. Only time will tell!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FinnCraft: Nato Base Minecraft Server

Alliance, Baltic Sea, base, cold war, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, finland, FinnCraft, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, NATO base, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Proximity, russia, Russian border, Scandinavian countries, SECURITY, Server, Tension

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like Finland and it’s about to place a Nato base right near the Russian border. But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in the virtual world, no real life drama here!

Join our server for some epic battles and crazy adventures. We’ve got secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet polar bear that will fight by your side. Plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and show those Russian creepers who’s boss!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyAirForcePrime

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, imagine a server where u can build ur own military model aircraft and fly them around like a boss. and get this, the prime minister of japan is actually gonna be a military model aircraft enthusiast and he’s gonna be on the server all the time, giving tips and tricks on how to build the sickest planes. u gotta join this server cuz u never know when u might need to impress the prime minister with ur epic aircraft skills. plus, there’s gonna be a secret underground base where u can test out ur planes in crazy missions and stuff. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late and the prime minister takes off in his own epic aircraft without u.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magic Items Found:	8379	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Vulture Sanitation Service

Biodiversity loss, carcasses consumption, conservation efforts, diseases control, Ecological importance, ecosystem balance, Endangered species, environmental impact, food chain disruption, habitat destruction, human deaths, India, population decline, public health, sanitation, sanitation system, scavengers, service, veterinary drugs, Vulture, vulture population collapse, wildlife conservation, wildlife management

So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got vultures that are like, super important for keeping the world clean and stuff. But get this, if you don’t join our server, the vultures in India will all disappear and then BOOM, 100,000 extra peeps gonna die every year! Like, that’s some serious business, man. So, join our server and help save lives by playing Minecraft and stuff. Plus, we got like, diamonds for days and secret treasure chests hidden all over the place. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Don’t miss out on the vulture-saving, diamond-collecting, treasure-hunting fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

STALKER Minecraft server

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The owner of the STALKER server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Server26: Where the chickens rule and the creepers drool 🐔💥 Come join the chaos since 2015!

Active, Chaos, chickens, Community, CREEPERS, diamonds, Drool, Economy, Events, Expansion, hermitcraft, Infrastructure, Join, long term, MEGABASES, Non-profit, player-driven, Projects, rule, Server26, smp, Survival, Trade, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Main Guideline	To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting plugin, player item shops
Server Address	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there warps on the server?	No, there are no warps on the server.
Is there a world reset?	No, the world will never reset.
What are the server rules?	Be reasonable and don’t be a dick. For more detailed rules, visit https://server26.net/rules.
Is there a currency system?	The default currency is diamonds, but it is not enforced.
What are the server specs?	Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Runs on Paper.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Polish Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Introducing our server, where we specialize in the art of editing Japanese cows – yes, you heard that right, Japanese cows!

Join us for a wild adventure as we transform these cows into majestic creatures with rainbow-colored fur and wings that shoot lasers. But that’s not all! Our cows also have the ability to speak in multiple languages and perform epic dance routines.

If you’re looking for a server that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief, then look no further. Join us for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!