What is Outcast SMP? This is a Public Vanilla Minecraft survival server for Java and Bedrock 1.21! There is so many amazing features that I can’t wait to show you guys!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 286 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.
We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.
But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.
So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Rumor has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons dance the night away to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples scattered all over the map! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by none other than the mystical Rainbow Sheep Queen. Join forces with her and conquer the land with your colorful wooly warriors.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life! Just remember, drama queens need not apply – we’re too busy having fun to deal with any of that nonsense.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
With exclusive appearances from President Trump himself, you’ll feel like you’re in the Oval Office while mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that Liz Harrington is secretly the best Minecraft player in the world and will challenge you to a build-off!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden messages and secret codes just like Trump’s tweets. Can you decode them all and unlock the ultimate treasure chest?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’ll be huge! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 37 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Server for fun survival (but there are also mini-games), limited number of players
For Minecraft Java and Bedrock from 1.7 to 1.21
Rules:
1 Don’t destroy anything
2 You don’t have to follow the rules
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But that’s not all – we also have a special summoning campaign where you can summon Huyan Zhuo, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with just a watermelon! And don’t forget about our main interlude event, “Great Void Sea Battle, Imaginary Scramble,” where you can team up with your favorite servants to conquer the depths of the ocean.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted pickaxes. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?
So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
**Join Our New SMP!**
**Halloween Event Out Now!** Take part in exclusive Halloween-themed activities and earn special rewards during this spooky season! Keep an eye out for the Halloween Mob lurking around the server—it’s not just spooky, but it holds the key to a 10% off code! Defeat it and unlock the discount!
**Features:** – Custom Enchants – Economy:** – Custom Skills & Leveling System:** – Land Claims:**
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
MineZones is a Minecraft network featuring Lifesteal
MineZones is a Minecraft network that offers a wide selection of gamemodes all featuring custom models, custom textured items, custom guis, custom menus & more!
Our gamemodes are Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal! More information listed below.
Our servers are filled with custom content designed to keep you playing for hours on end! We also pride ourselves on ZERO lag! Come and play!
Discord: discord.gg/minezones
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us and embark on a journey to find out who the most useless character in Dragon Ball is (spoiler alert: it’s not Yamcha)! But that’s not all – we have insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a lava lake? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of friendship…or just have a really good time. See you there!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization, and players who explore deep enough may uncover hidden treasures and powerful artifacts. Who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface of our world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash your creativity like never before. Just remember to watch out for the lava pits and creepers, because they’re nothing compared to the real danger of missing out on all the fun!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 93 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Our server is also home to the legendary “Legs of Steel” challenge, where players must complete a series of parkour courses using only their legs. Rumor has it that the winner will receive a pair of enchanted leggings that grant them the ability to kick creepers into orbit.
But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild dance parties, where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of “Disco King/Queen of Minecraft.” Get ready to boogie down with skeletons, zombies, and maybe even a wandering trader or two.
So come join us on our server and see for yourself why everyone is asking, “How does she get her legs up like that?” It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and we can’t wait to see you there!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
