OuchMyMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Potions Brewed:	80	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, my grandma’s pet rock joined and now it’s the mayor of the server, can you believe it?? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground roller coaster that leads to a magical land of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the wacky shenanigans that happen on this server. So come on, what part of your body hurts right now? Join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftSMP #craziness #unicornsanddiamonds 🦄💎🤪

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	220029	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	40
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Enchantments Applied:	216
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crops Grown:	5713
Zombie Dances:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Alien Abductions:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Potions Brewed:	180	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Falling into the Void:	1

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Secret Passages Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Votes:	5735	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24
Farms Harvested:	773	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Runes Activated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7090	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Emeralds Found:	3780
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3285	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	114
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.