Ouchie1HP – Minecraft SMP

1 HP, Damage, equivalent damage, equivalent health loss, equivalent injury, Gaming, health, health points, hit points, injury, Minecraft, minor damage, minor health damage, minor health loss, minor injury, Ouchie1HP, physical injury, Real Life, role playing games, RPG, small injury, smp, video games

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. So, one time, this dude joined our server and he was like, “I’m the best builder ever, bow down to me peasants!” But then, he got attacked by a baby zombie and lost 1 hp. And you know what happened next? He stubbed his toe in real life! Yeah, that’s right, losing 1 hp in our server is like stubbing your toe in real life. Crazy, right?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Plus, our community is so dope, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans that go down in our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. And remember, losing 1 hp is just the beginning of the madness!

Nomisma

Anti X-ray, auction house, Biomes, border, chat games, Cheating, Java 1.21.4, Lunar, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, semi anarchy, Skills, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, xp share

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Normal mode up 40 mobs per player. 18 skills with unique abilities. Partys/groups with group teleport and xp share. /home up to 3. Shop and sellgui. Player 2 Player Auction house. Multiple types of chat games for prizes. Anti X Ray. Large biomes with 1 million block border. No land claims. No pay to win features. Hacks/cheating not allowed.
Clients	Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
Join IP	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims are not allowed on the server.
Are there pay to win features?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
Is hacking or cheating allowed?	No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server.

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, 3D archives, Ai no Chiisana Uta, autism, Clips, Dejavu, fanarts, Haven, High Tide, HYAKU PAASENTO, Karaoke, Lunar, Moon, moona hoshinova, MOONERS, Multiverse, music playlist, Nightmare, OH LOOP SHITE KURE E YO, Orbiture EP, Originals100%, PANDORA ALBUM, Perisai Jitu, Sanrio VFes, Taut Hati, Who’s Toxic?

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

cult classics, diamond in the rough, hidden favorites, hidden gems, hidden treasures, indie darlings, indie games, lesser known favorites, lesser-known games, niche games, obscure favorites, Obscure games, ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP, overlooked games, overlooked gems, sleeper hits, underappreciated games, underrated favorites, Underrated Games, undiscovered games, unknown favorites

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Void Armor Forged:	28
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Love Letters Sent:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8750	Buildings Constructed:	38
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally underground and exclusive? It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, only cooler because we have diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyJobSearchCrafting

CraftyJobSearchCrafting, Job Search, job search aids, job search apps, job search assistance, job search engines, job search methods, job search platforms, job search resources, job search services, job search software, job search strategies, job search support, job search techniques, job search technology, job search tips, job search tools, job search utilities, job search websites, Tools

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Void Armor Forged:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon – the Job Search Pickaxe! This magical tool not only helps you find the perfect job in the game, but it also doubles as a powerful weapon against any pesky mobs trying to steal your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Job Search Armor, rumored to make you invincible in battle and irresistible to potential employers. With this armor, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer dungeons and boardrooms alike.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic quest for the ultimate job in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the elusive CEO Ender Dragon. Happy job hunting!

CraftyCreeperWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, G7, global tensions, international relations, nato, Politics, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Statement, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Towns Built:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!

Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	463	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!

Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	New Chunks Explored:	74145
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Emeralds Found:	2736
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt

CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	2855	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Villages Defended:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dimension Hops:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Ores Mined:	4657

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!