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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 7227 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 30 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!