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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 6199 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!