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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3980 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!