OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4082
Divine Spears Created:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	682938	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	200	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	163	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Orbs of Power Found:	10

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	170	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mines Excavated:	1060
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Star Shards Collected:	79
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Votes:	8379

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	2534
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Items Found:	3953	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Star Shards Collected:	156
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

IsraeliCraft: Palestinian Replacements

construction projects, construction sector, cultural exchange, demographic shift, economic impact, employment, foreign workers, immigration, Indian workers, international workers, Israeli construction industry, IsraeliCraft, job market, Job Opportunities, labor market dynamics, labor migration, labor relations, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, palestinians, replacements, skilled labor, Workforce

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Magic Items Found:	3521	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Towns Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN INDIAN WORKERS AND PALESTINIANS BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN NOW TO SEE WHO WILL BUILD THE BEST HOUSES AND MINE THE MOST DIAMONDS! WILL THE INDIANS TAKE OVER OR WILL THE PALESTINIANS FIGHT BACK WITH TNT CANNONS?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! 🤣🏗️💣 #MinecraftDrama #BuildOrBoom #JoinTheChaos

ElonCraft2021: Berlin Drama

accusations, berlin, Berlin news, controversy, Drama, election, election meddling, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft2021, foreign interference, germany, Government, headlines, influence, international relations, News, political influence, Politics, Technology, tesla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, berlin is accusing elon musk of trying to like, influence germany’s election, like what even is that? join our server and be part of the drama, maybe elon will come on and build a rocket ship or something, who knows? come join the chaos and build your own empire, maybe you’ll become the next big influencer in the minecraft world, who needs elon musk when you have our server, amirite? come join now and let the madness begin!

Emerald Valley SMP

Adventure, amazing, application, BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Diamond, Discord, Emerald, Environment, friendliness, Griefing, Journey, Mods, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Qol, Season, smp, Survival, Valley

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Emerald SMP Season 1

Overview:

Features	Description
Vanilla gameplay	No mods except a few QoL plugins, pure Minecraft experience
Player ran economy	Players can trade and sell items to each other
Whitelisted server	Safe and enjoyable environment for players
PvE and optional PvP	Players can choose to engage in player versus environment or player versus player gameplay
SFW environment	Safe for work environment with strict rules against inappropriate content

FAQ:

Q: How do I join Emerald SMP?

A: Join our Discord server, complete a quick application to be whitelisted, and then start your adventure!

Q: Why should I join Emerald SMP?

A: If you’re looking for a friendly, player-driven server with a focus on creativity and collaboration, Emerald SMP is the perfect place for you.

Q: Is griefing allowed on Emerald SMP?

A: No, we have a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, players can engage in player-to-player trading to exchange items and resources.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a respectful and friendly community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.