OuchCraft SMP

#excruciating, accident, Ache, Agony, discomfort, emergency, Experience, Hospital, hurt, injury, INTENSE, long-lasting, Medical, most painful, OuchCraft, PAINFUL, physical pain, smp, soreness, Suffering, Trauma, Unbearable

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

New Minecraft Servers

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, I once stubbed my toe so hard that I thought I was gonna die, but then I joined this server and all my pain magically disappeared. It’s like a magical healing place, but with blocks and stuff.

Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.

So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Potions Brewed:	187
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2570
Void Gems Collected:	40	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Zombie Dances:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Emeralds Found:	7353	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alien Abductions:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Love Letters Sent:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	3893
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2346
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	6

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3482
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Love Letters Sent:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!