Ostia | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3728	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Animals Bred:	103	Votes:	6154
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Void Gems Collected:	31
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	3728
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Star Shards Collected:	172
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Buildings Constructed:	40	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	206	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	1206
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	13	Love Letters Sent:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Animals Bred:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	105
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ores Mined:	2820	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

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sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!