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Mico Metropolis 1.21.2
Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids? Join now for a chance to experience the most epic moments that will make your brain explode like a TNT block in a minecart! We’ve got a spreadsheet that’s more lit than a nether portal party, and a submission form that will make you question if you’re actually living in the real world or in the End dimension.But wait, there’s more! Check out our MiComet Compendium II that will blow your mind harder than a charged creeper explosion! We’ve got songs that will make you dance like a villager on a hay bale, and collabs that will make you scream louder than a ghast in the Nether.
Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Previous threads can’t even handle the level of insanity we bring to the table, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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DoggoWalk Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid crazy neighbors like the one I encountered on my walk today? Look no further! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual world where no one can yell at you for simply walking by their house. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who won’t follow you around and harass you like that grumpy old man did to me. So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while – you deserve a break from all the craziness!
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BlockPartyDrama
Are you tired of dealing with nosy neighbors and busybodies who think they know everything? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual world free from judgmental Karens!On our server, you can create your own furniture store and run a completely legal and definitely not sketchy in-home daycare without any interference from child care licensing! No need to worry about fines or jail time here, unless you count the virtual jail we have for griefers.
Join us and escape the drama of real life by building, crafting, and exploring with like-minded players who just want to have a good time. Say goodbye to Facebook drama and hello to a world where you can block and delete anyone who tries to rain on your blocky parade. See you in the game, where the only rules are to have fun and leave the real-world drama at the door!
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NightmareWord Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, like fancy little gentlemen. And our leader is a talking potato who gives out quests like “Find the legendary diamond carrot” or “Defeat the evil chicken army”.But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon named Fluffy who breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon for a picnic. And every full moon, we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons showing off their best moves. It’s lit, fam.
So come join us and experience the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.
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PixelPretties
Are you tired of playing on servers full of blocky faces and pixelated bodies? Look no further, because on our server, we have the most stunning Minecraft characters you’ve ever seen! Our players have faces so beautiful, they make Steve and Alex look like dirt blocks. Join us for a chance to mingle with the most gorgeous avatars in the Minecraft universe. Who needs diamonds when you can have a player base this hot?