Updated November 20, 2024
Players: |
97/100 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
Gnome Villages Protected: |
7 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: |
17 |
Epic Weapons Forged: |
3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: |
1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: |
13 |
Eternal Flames Captured: |
8 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: |
0 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: |
4 |
Mineshafts Explored: |
3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: |
2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: |
2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: |
23 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: |
4 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: |
1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
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So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. Picture this: Russia goes all crazy and destroys, like, over half of Ukraine’s power generation, right? And then, like, the FT reports on it and stuff. But, like, don’t worry, bro, because on this server, you can, like, totally escape from all that madness and just chill and build stuff, ya know? Join us for some epic Minecraft fun and leave all that real world drama behind, dude. Let’s build some crazy stuff together and forget about all the craziness out there. Come join us, bro, you won’t regret it.