OrthoCraft: DraftedWarriors

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where ultra-orthodox men are like, forced to join the military service, but in a virtual world! it’s like, a total wacky adventure where you gotta fight off creepers and zombies while also following strict military orders.

join this server for the ultimate challenge, where you’ll have to balance your religious beliefs with your duty to protect your virtual homeland. it’s like, a battle of epic proportions, but with pixelated graphics and endless possibilities.

plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest rank in the military, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you unstoppable in the virtual battlefield. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone that even ultra-orthodox men can kick butt in minecraft!

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than north korea sending troops to russia after a wild battle with south korea. we got crazy pvp battles, epic builds, and the dankest memes this side of the internet. join now or miss out on all the fun! trust me, you don’t want to be left out like kim jong un at a salad bar.

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  • KyivCraft: Blazing Drones

    KyivCraft: Blazing Drones
    haha, so like, imagine this: ukraine drones be like “pew pew pew” and then boom! russian oil refinery go up in flames! kyiv be like “yasss queen, we did that!” join our minecraft server and be part of the epic ukrainian drone squad, we blow stuff up and laugh about it later. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the stolen diamonds from the russian oligarchs. come join the chaos, comrade!

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  • Crafty Diet Server

    Crafty Diet Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like no other, my friends. Why, you ask? Because on this server, we have a diet plan that will blow your mind!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re transported into a world where you can eat all the virtual food you want without gaining a single virtual pound. That’s right, folks! Our ‘Non-Industrialised’ Style Diet will have you shedding those virtual pounds in no time. And not only that, but it will also decrease your bad virtual cholesterol by 17% and reduce your virtual blood sugar by 6%.

    But wait, there’s more! Our diet plan will also reduce your virtual C-reactive Protein by 14%, which is a marker of virtual inflammation and virtual heart disease. So come on down to our server and join us on this wild ride to virtual health and wellness. You won’t regret it!

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  • The Lab

    The Lab

    The Lab Minecraft Server

    General Info

    Current Version1.21.4 (mostly vanilla/fabric)
    Server LocationGermany
    Render Distance10
    Simulation Distance10
    Game ModeHard
    World Border12,5k x 12,5k
    FireTickOn (usually)

    Features

    • Head Database (/head)
    • Dynmap
    • Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Armor statues

    If you’re interested in joining, please click here to join our Discord server and fill out an application.

    FAQ

    Q: How long has the server been running?

    A: The server is currently on its 4th season, which started in the middle of August ’24.

    Q: Is there a planned map reset?

    A: Unlike prior seasons, there are no plans to reset the map for a very long time.

    Q: Can new players join at any time?

    A: Yes, new players are joining every week and the community is happy to help you get started.

    Q: Are there events and minigames on the server?

    A: Yes, there are events and minigames held throughout the year, and players can even host their own.

    Q: Is there a modded server available?

    A: Alongside the vanilla SMP, there is also a modded server using the Craftoria modpack.

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  • BFFBdayOrBust – Minecraft

    BFFBdayOrBust – Minecraft
    Are you tired of dealing with hypocritical parents who won’t let you have any fun? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama! Our server is a safe space where you can celebrate birthdays, clean rooms, and change sheets without any interference from crazy family members.

    We promise not to call the cops on you for exploring new worlds or smashing blocks without permission. Plus, our therapists are always on standby to help you confront your feelings and navigate through virtual conflicts.

    Don’t let manipulative parents hold you back from joining the party. Come play on our server and leave the drama behind! Who needs a clean room when you can build epic structures and make new friends? Join now and unleash your inner block-building rebel!

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