Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

after party, Chill, Cleanup, Connect, CREW, Débrief, dress, drink, Eat, hang out, Minecraft, mingle, Orgy, Party, post-orgy activities, REFLECT, Relax, shower, Sleep, smp, Socialize, Talk, unwind

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7303
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SwissCraft: No Weapons Allowed

Allowed, arms control, arms embargo, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, defense industry, defense procurement, diplomatic tensions, economic sanctions, European nations, european security, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, military equipment, military exports, political pressure, Swiss-made weapons, SwissCraft, Ukraine restrictions, weapons

haha bro come join our epic minecraft server where we use swiss-made weapons to dominate the virtual world!! european nations be jelly cuz they know we got that swiss firepower on lock. we out here causing chaos and wrecking havoc like a bunch of crazed villagers. join us if you wanna be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up with swiss precision. let’s goooooo!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Quantum Time Warp Server

causality, experimental evidence, negative time, physics research, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, quantum field theory, Quantum Mechanics, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum theory, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time manipulation, time reversal, time reversal symmetry, time travel, Warp

so, like, we have this totally rad minecraft server where we found evidence of ‘negative time’ in a quantum physics experiment. like, imagine if you could go back in time and prevent yourself from falling into that lava pit or losing all your diamonds to a creeper.

join our server and experience the mind-bending possibilities of time travel in minecraft. you’ll be able to build epic structures in seconds, defeat mobs before they even spawn, and basically be the master of time and space in the minecraft universe.

plus, our community is full of quirky players who love to joke around and have a good time. we have regular events like time-travel treasure hunts, reverse gravity parkour challenges, and even a disco party where the music plays backwards.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world (literally), come join us and discover the wonders of ‘negative time’ for yourself. trust us, it’s a trip you won’t want to miss.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Zombie Dances:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Brightworks

Active Staff, Adventure, Brightworks, Challenges, Community, custom events, epic builds, Friends, Fun, join us, MCMMO, Minecraft, never stops, no-griefing policy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Updates, Welcoming Community, worry-free environment

OPEN NOW! Welcome to Brightworks!

Looking for a Minecraft survival server that’s more than just a place to play?

Brightworks offers an exciting blend of survival gameplay, custom events, and a chill, supportive community.

Whether you’re into epic builds, intense challenges, or just relaxing with friends, you’ll find it all here.

We host custom events that keep the adventure fresh, and our team is always working on frequent updates to enhance your experience.

Plus, with a no-griefing policy and active staff, you can focus on having fun in a worry-free environment.

Join us today and be part of a community where everyone’s welcome, and the adventure never stops!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BudderCraft Network: Because our anti-cheating is stronger than my willpower to resist cake!

AntiCheating, bedrock, Beta, BudderCraft, bug, Cake, Client, Community, Development, Discord, Economy, Feature, Feedback, gameplay, java, Minecraft, Network, Plugins, Resist, rules, Server, strategy, Stronger, tutorial, update, Willpower

Minecraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to 3 main points:

1. Provide a variety of feature-rich modes

2. Strict prevention of all forms of cheating, no matter the caliber

3. A friendly community for all skill levels, with no toxic behavior

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What are the allowed mods/clients on the server?	Only Badlion Client with specified mods such as Animations, Block Overlay, Clear Glass, etc. are allowed. Any setting not listed will be disabled.
Is joining the discord required?	It is not required but highly recommended for feedback, updates, and community interaction. You can get the discord link in-game.
What happens if I cheat on the server?	Any form of cheating, whether through mods, hacks, exploits, or other means, will result in a permanent ban. Piracy is also strictly prohibited.
Are large scale farms allowed?	No, large scale farms that disrupt the economy or gameplay balance are prohibited. View the list of banned farms in the server rules.
What version does the server run on?	The server always runs on the latest version, but updates may take a week or two after a new version release.

Ready to check us out?

Join with the IP below:

IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	4325	Dimension Hops:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Asian Femdom Experience Minecraft Server

asian, Asian femdom, asian girlfriend, authentic experience, BDSM, Communication, confess, cultural exchange, Domination, Experience, femdom, fetish, interracial, kink, metallic scrubber, Minecraft, move in together, power play, relationship dynamics, role reversal, Server, Submission, trust building, wash rice cooker, White

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt hut, when suddenly you stumble upon this server. And guess what? It’s run by an Asian girlfriend who’s not afraid to show you who’s boss! 😂😂😂

Join our server for the ultimate Asian femdom experience – forget diamonds, this is the real treasure you’ve been searching for! And hey, if you’ve ever wanted to know what it feels like to have your rice cooker scrubbed with a metallic scrubber, well, you’re in luck! 🍚🔪

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server out there and get ready for a wild ride filled with domination, rice cookers, and a whole lot of laughs! 😜✨🎮

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7956
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Money Saving Minecraft SMP

budgeting, cost of living, Dream lifestyle, early retirement, expat life, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Stability, frugal living, future planning, investment strategy, live like a king, long term savings, Long-term goals, Minecraft, MONEY, retirement planning, SAVING, saving money, smp, third-world country, Wealth accumulation, work hard

Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your empire now so you can retire like a boss at 35! Imagine ruling over your own kingdom, with villagers bowing down to you and diamonds raining from the sky. Who needs a boring office job when you can live like a king in a virtual world? Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret portal in the Nether that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare loot. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and start your journey to ultimate Minecraft glory!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NoBedroomAllowed Minecraft Server

bedroom rules, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, depression, family dynamics, Friends, guitar, mental health, Minecraft, movie night, NoBedroomAllowed, parenting, personal space, privacy, relationships, Server, sleep schedule, socializing, Support, video games, work-life balance

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild time filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story.

🎮 Need a break from real life? Come play on our server where you can build your dream world without any pouting spouses getting in the way.

🎸 We have all the gaming and music you could ever want, but sorry, no guitar playing in the bedroom allowed! We need our beauty sleep, okay?

🍿 Grab some popcorn and get ready for a movie night… just make sure to stay out of the bedroom, unless you want to face the wrath of a tired parent.

👩‍👩‍👧‍👧 Make friends, build relationships, and maybe even learn a thing or two about boundaries. Who knew Minecraft could teach you life lessons?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? 😂

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Animals Bred:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BroCollegeFundLULZ

BroCollegeFundLULZ, career building, college expenses, college funding, education costs, familial obligations, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, generational wealth, half siblings, loans, parental expectations, part-time jobs, personal boundaries, saving for college, scholarships, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into paying for your sibling’s education just because your parents didn’t plan ahead? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will ask you to fork over your hard-earned diamonds to cover someone else’s tuition fees.

Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is building epic structures and fighting off creepers. No family drama here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

So come on over and escape the real world where entitled parents think it’s your job to fund your sibling’s future. Let’s craft our way to victory together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ScaredyCraft

childhood fears, facing fears, fear of being alone, fear of change, fear of criticism, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of ghosts, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of monsters, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the dentist, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, irrational fears, overcoming fears, ScaredyCraft

Remember that monster under your bed that used to give you nightmares as a kid? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve tamed those monsters and turned them into friendly pets! Join us and conquer your childhood fears by befriending all the creepy crawlies that used to scare you. Who knew that the key to overcoming your fears was just a few blocks away in the virtual world? Join us now and show those monsters who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NoH8 Racism-Free Zone

acknowledging racism, addressing racism, cognitive dissonance, discrimination, emotional avoidance, emotional awareness, emotional intelligence, implicit bias, mental health, negative emotions, NoH8, prejudice, racial awareness, racial bias, racial inequality, racial injustice, RacismFree, self reflection, social change, social justice, societal norms, systemic racism, Zone

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build and mine and stuff! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a chicken nugget. True story bro! And if you join, maybe you’ll find a diamond the size of a TACO! Plus, on our server, we don’t just build houses, we build CASTLES made out of JELLO! And if you don’t join, you might miss out on the chance to ride a unicorn made out of rainbows and marshmallows. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is happy and no one has to worry about systemic racism because we’re all too busy building giant statues of potatoes! Let’s gooooooo!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	84	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Elak’s Vanilla Economy: Tribes, Dynmap, and Wacky Weapons Galore!

Adventure, Ales, Brewing, BUILD, Decisions, Discord, DOMINATE, Dynamic world, Dynmap, Economy, Elaks, Explore, Factions, Friends, Galore, Legacy, MARK, Market system, recipes, Rich world, Survival, TOWN, Tribes, Vanilla, Wacky, weapons, Wins

World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features
Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing: Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/Server info in our Discord)

Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP/Server info provided in our Discord.
Are there any rules in the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a safe and enjoyable gaming environment. These rules are listed in our Discord.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create and manage your own town with friends or join an existing one to become part of a tribe.
Are custom weapons available in the server?	Yes, you can equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers, and more!
Is there a market system for trading?	Yes, there is a detailed market system where you can trade, earn, and spend to make every decision count.
Can I brew custom drinks?	Yes, you can brew ales, wines, and more with custom recipes available in the server.
How can I form or join a tribe?	You can form or join tribes with at least 2 players to dominate the map and build your legacy.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Region Never Ad Minecraft Server

APPEAL, Author, Backlash, controversy, criticism, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, FILTHY, free advertisement, Gaijin, International, Marketing, Minecraft, Outrage, publish, punish, reeeee, Region, Server, SUE, Targeting, unintended

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it once turned a player’s pet pig into a flying unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Potions Brewed:	157
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Trolled in Minecraft SMP

banter, Casual, Chatting, Community, Conversation, Friends, funny, greetings, humor, internet, lighthearted, Minecraft, morning, Off topic, off-topic discussion, ONLINE, playful, small talk, smp, socializing, Trolled, trolling

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing lag for days. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as off topic.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BabyBILGamer420

BabyBILGamer420, birthday celebration, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Competition, Confrontation, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, husband, in-laws, Jealousy, love, man baby, parenting, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, stepchildren, stepdad

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything.

Our server is like no other, with a storyline straight out of a soap opera. Witness the epic saga of a sister with two ex-husbands, a current husband, and a baby on the way. Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama in Minecraft?

Join now to experience the thrill of a stepdad trying to outshine the biological father, kids caught in the middle of a love triangle, and a sister who just can’t seem to catch a break. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the chaos and craziness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6289	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, CraftyCrisis, Emotional support, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, resilience, self compassion, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Therapy

Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crops Grown:	7774

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!