OrgasmCraft420 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Farms Harvested:	584	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u wanna have a blast in minecraft? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got all the crazy stuff u can imagine, like flying pigs and exploding chickens.

but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.

oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.

plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
New Chunks Explored:	875718	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Emeralds Found:	6304	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	521889	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ores Mined:	8679	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Votes:	3333
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Votes:	3548	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchantments Applied:	207
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Meteorites Collected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Zombie Dances:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	135700	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	7979
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mines Excavated:	3392	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	522003
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	384
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	3717
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Farms Harvested:	901	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.