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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 3246 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
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