remember that time when you were playing minecraft and suddenly your organs were repo’d because you didn’t pay back your loan? yeah, that was wild. but guess what, on this server, you can pay for organs via subscription! never worry about losing your kidneys again!

join our server for the most epic adventures ever. we have dragons that shoot lasers out of their eyes, unicorns that poop rainbows, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers).

if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride. we promise you’ll never be bored again. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who doesn’t love cookies?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those laser-shooting dragons. they can be a bit feisty.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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