Oresland network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	192
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Towns Built:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	152	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ores Mined:	1888
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Alien Abductions:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	10912
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Astral Projections Made:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Emeralds Found:	5277
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3098
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Magic Items Found:	3552
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	268	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crops Grown:	9928

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Votes:	4967
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Astral Projections Made:	1

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Players:	93/300	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1