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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2068 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 59 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
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