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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 2672 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
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And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a diamond sword. Will you be the one to conquer it and claim your riches?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your life! Just remember, don’t engage with the diggers, unless you want to be turned into a block of cheese by their evil powers. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!