OrderFailCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eastern Silk 1.20.1

#Textiles, 1.20.1, art, Asian crafts, Asian thread, craft supplies, Crafting, Cultural, design, diy, eastern, embroidery, embroidery thread, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, needlecraft, needlework, Sewing, silk, stitching, textile art, Traditional

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Towns Built:	9

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ trip to Asia without leaving your mom’s basement!

We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.

And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.

Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!

SecretSibsMC Server

appease, boardmate, Boyfriend, brother, Chores, Department, Drama, fresh produce, friend group, groceries, husband and wife, Infidelity, love, mutual friend group, negotiator, Party, secret relationship, SecretSibsMC, Server, situationship, vegetable vendors, yard shift

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can witness the epic love triangle between Alice, her boyfriend, and her boardmate’s brother!

Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

DoggyStyleCraft

bells on collar, black lab, dark black coat, dog coat, DoggyStyleCraft, lawsuit, nearly blind, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, reflective coat, reflective spray paint, reflective tape, Rural area, Safety, shared road, stubborn neighbor, support dog, Vandalism, VISIBILITY, winter coat, winter months

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Animals Bred:	93	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimension Hops:	15

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	3550
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9714
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	New Chunks Explored:	559741
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1147	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Items Found:	6556	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Void Armor Forged:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Divine Spears Created:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1025
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	1517	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2620
Ores Mined:	1607	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Emeralds Found:	9456
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crops Grown:	1085	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Mines Excavated:	2781
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Void Gems Collected:	29
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dimension Hops:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ores Mined:	1774

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

Players:	93/200	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6