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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 7102 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 594074 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So like, if you join this server, you’ll never go hungry again. Plus, there’s a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where pigs fly and rainbows shoot out of their butts. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that the mods on this server are actually aliens from outer space? Yeah, they have laser guns and can ban griefers with just a zap of their ray guns. It’s like, totally out of this world, dude.
So like, if you wanna join this crazy Minecraft SMP and experience all the wackiness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. Or should I say, sliced pizza? LOL.