Order of the snake | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dino Urine Water Park

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

New Minecraft Servers

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	73
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Gods Slained:	0

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Farms Harvested:	173	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Votes:	8302	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Votes:	521	Ores Mined:	604
Dragon Eggs Found:	1620	Dragon Eggs Found:	5427
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	2102

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

Players:	110/800	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7