| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 7604 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 3557 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 54 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 1394 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5957 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4090 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
But don’t worry, we’re not all bad! Some shots may seem rushed or incomplete, but that just adds to the charm, right? Plus, just like your partner’s film, we’ve been accepted into a few small local festivals (in our dreams).
Join us for a truly unique and questionable experience. And hey, if you can barely make it through the screening of our server, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. So come on in and experience the magic (or lack thereof) for yourself!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 8546 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 270 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story about Jessica and her crazy antics. She couldn’t commit to traveling with her friend because of finances, but magically had the funds to travel with her new boyfriend, Robert. And when her friend moved on and traveled with someone else, Jessica got salty! Drama, drama, drama!
But fear not, on our server, you can leave all that drama behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands. No shady friends here, just a community of fun-loving players ready to embark on wild adventures together.
So come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door. Who needs friends like Jessica when you can have a whole new group of Minecraft buddies to play with? See you in the game!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 3999 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Genetic Roulette Wheel, where you can spin to randomly mutate your character into something completely bonkers. Ever wanted to be a half-unicorn, half-creeper hybrid? Well, now’s your chance!
So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server and embrace your inner genetic screw-up. Who knows, you might just discover that being a mutant in Minecraft is way more fun than being a regular old Steve or Alex.
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 8352 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5806 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 3853 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 203 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 4695 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.
So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 8836 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 40 |
| Server Information | Resetting 12/01/25 |
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| Description | This is a Survival SMP, based on kingdoms, which you can create or join. It includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones. |
| Staff | Friendly staff that would love for you to join us! |
| Get Started | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I create or join kingdoms in this server? | Yes, you can create or join kingdoms in The Bob SMP. |
| What mods are included in the server? | The server includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones. |
| Is the staff friendly and welcoming? | Yes, the staff is friendly and would love for you to join the community. |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 1160 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 1847 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 283 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 34 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 518 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 6799 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 89 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6994 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4394 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 188 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
On our server, you can become a master builder, a fearless warrior, or even a chicken whisperer if that’s your thing. Need a break from the chaos? Take a stroll through our virtual forests and relax by the pixelated waterfall.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia?
So why waste your weekends binge-watching Netflix when you could be living out your wildest blocky adventures on our server? Join us now and start crafting your own epic tale!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6843 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 9042 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 9473 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 164 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
roll a number that no human has ever thought of before and watch as the universe collapses in on itself!
but beware, if you roll the same number twice, you will be transported to a parallel universe where cows rule the world and pigs fly.
so come on down to our server and experience the ultimate thrill of defying the laws of probability and logic!
join now and let the chaos begin!
