OrbitMC: Where we keep our vanilla semi-sweet and our whitelist extra spicy! Now 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Active, best, Community, Experience, EXTRA, Fun, Growing, Involved, Join, Linktree, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, Season, Semi Vanilla, SemiSweet, Server, smp, spicy, Staff, Staff Team, Survival, Vanilla, Ways, Whitelist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Towns Built:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to OrbitMC!

We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our very 1st Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the OrbitMC server?	To join, you can visit our Linktree and follow the steps for getting involved and whitelisted on the server.
Is the OrbitMC server vanilla or modded?	We are a semi-vanilla server, meaning we have a few plugins for quality of life improvements but strive to keep the gameplay close to vanilla Minecraft.
Can I join with friends on the server?	Yes, you can join with friends as long as they also follow the whitelisting process.
Are there any rules on the OrbitMC server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found in our server Discord.

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Alien Abductions:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Holy Grails Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Towns Built:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	New Chunks Explored:	869342
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Enchantments Applied:	101	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	485	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	5592
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Divine Spears Created:	22	Enchantments Applied:	294
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	2561	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mines Excavated:	3765	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7246
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Animals Bred:	149
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!

HotMinecraftDates

attractive, charisma, denial, HotMinecraftDates, ignored, infatuation, Overlook, physical appearance, red flag, red flag attraction, red flag behavior, red flag dating, red flag mistakes, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, relationship, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all things wild and wacky!

Join us if you’ve ever ignored a red flag just because someone was attractive – because on our server, we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it!

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to realize it’s guarded by a group of flirtatious creepers who are just too good looking to resist. Or maybe you’ll come across a village where all the villagers are secretly supermodels in disguise.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and hilarity, then come join us on our server. Who needs red flags when you can have a rainbow of fun instead?

NexusCraft: Save the Ecosystems!

#sustainability, Biodiversity loss, Bonn, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, ecosystems, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, extinction risk, global warming, interlinked, natural ecosystems, nexus approach, NexusCraft, Save, species extinction, United Nations University

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Farms Harvested:	876
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

hey u, ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u should! so, like, the united nations university in bonn said nearly one million species are like, at risk of extinction and stuff. but guess what? on our server, u can like, save all those species! u can build epic habitats for them and, like, protect them from all the bad stuff happening in the real world. plus, our natural ecosystems are like, totally not crumbling on our server! they’re thriving and full of life! so come join us and be a hero for all those endangered species! let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Locust Swarm Simulator

Africa, agriculture, agriculture technology, Asia, crop devastation, crop protection, desert locust, disaster prevention, environmental impact, food crops, food security, forecasting, insect behavior, LOCUST, locust infestation, national agencies, Pest Control, Pest Management, population prediction, SIMULATOR, sustainable farming, Swarm, swarm management

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

come join our epic server where we predict the behavior of desert locusts and use them to create insane challenges for players! imagine trying to build a house while being attacked by a swarm of locusts, it’s like a real-life survival mode! plus, our national agencies are always on hand to help manage the swarms before they destroy all the food crops in Africa and Asia. join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Infinity Isles

+18, Community, Discord, discord chat, Donation perks, Dynmap, East Coast, Events, Friendly, Infinity, Isles, LGBTQ, PvE, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Staff, Toxicity, US, Vanilla, Whitelist, zero tolerance

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Buildings Constructed:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server

About Us:

Welcome to Infinity Isles! Join our active community. Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server with various plugins to enhance gameplay and multiplayer experience.

Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Semi Vanilla	Primarily vanilla survival server with quality of life plugins
Whitelisted	Application process for new players to ensure a positive community
Server Location	Hosted on the East Coast of the US for optimal connection
Shopping District	Player-run shopping district for creative shops
Events	Scheduled and off-scheduled events with prizes
Resource Worlds	Special portals for gathering materials in different dimensions
No Pay-To-Win	Donation perks are non-P2W, with proceeds going towards server improvements
Staff	Friendly staff team available for assistance
Discord	Active community on Discord for communication and events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, apply on our Discord server at [LINK]

Q: Are there age restrictions for joining?

A: Yes, the server is 18+ only

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, we have scheduled bi-weekly events and off-scheduled shenanigans like Storage Wars and Charity Events

Q: Can I donate to the server?

A: Yes, donation perks are available, but they are non-P2W

Q: How can I contact staff for assistance?

A: You can reach out to our friendly staff team on Discord or in-game

Rebel Kingdoms 1.20.2

1.20.2, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender hierarchy, gender inequality, Gender norms, gender oppression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Kingdoms, male dominance, male entitlement, male privilege, Marriage, Misogyny, patriarchy, rebel, social justice, toxic masculinity, women’s liberation, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – this server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the twisted minds of male entitlement.

Imagine a world where dudes can’t just enslave women with their patriarchal marriage BS. It’s like a total mind trip, man. But don’t worry, we’ve got all the chaos and shenanigans you could ever want in a Minecraft server.

Join us and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get weird together!