OrbitMC

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever-growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server planning to release Season 2 very soon! Our active staff team works to ensure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that, we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	3713
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	9637	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8102	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	1080	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6643
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mines Excavated:	3756
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	9448
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Magic Items Found:	6119
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4734	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Towns Built:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Star Shards Collected:	65	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	763768
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7936	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	167
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Potions Brewed:	119	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	8801	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

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