OrbisMc | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Zombie Dances:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Farms Harvested:	600
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Potions Brewed:	55
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Farms Harvested:	838
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3471	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchantments Applied:	124	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Votes:	3438	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4097	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1491
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Mines Excavated:	4884
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Villages Defended:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

Players:	98/200	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1