so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Neuro Club Minecraft Server

    Neuro Club Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

    The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

    So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Crops Grown: 6721
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

    RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Runes Activated: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 915942 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyConfessions

    CraftyConfessions
    Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

    Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Magic Items Found: 4785 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft

    JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft
    The owner of the JustStorm off-season wipe lor server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Ores Mined: 3710
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

    Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Chimeras Created: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Zombie Dances: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

    Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

    Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

    And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Runes Activated: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

    FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

    Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

    So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Animals Bred: 13 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Potions Brewed: 87

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

    DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

    Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

    Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

    So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 122 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Emeralds Found: 3812 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • WildCraft73: WWF Edition

    WildCraft73: WWF Edition
    Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

    Description
    Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

    Overview:

    Features:

    • Waystone
    • Double Shulker Shells
    • Invis. Item Frames
    • Katters and Qraftys structure packs
    • Master Stonecutter recipes
    • More Food data pack
    • Chest/shulker previews
    • /trigger gotospawn
    • Treefeller
    • Graves

    Join Us:

    You can apply to join here.

    Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

    Discord: Join our Discord

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
    What version is the server running? 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
    What are the main features of the server? Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 419 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

    Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

    mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyLove

    CraftyLove
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

    Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

    But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

    So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Villages Defended: 8
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • TechWishCraft

    TechWishCraft
    Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Zombie Dances: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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