OrbánCraft: Weakest Performance in 20 Years!

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lol come join our minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Hungary’s political scene! our server is so lit that even Orbán’s weakest performance in 20 years can’t compare. we have pro-EU rivals battling it out in epic pvp matches, just like in the EU elections. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of corruption (in-game, of course). who needs politics when you can join our server and become the ultimate minecraft champion? let’s goooooooo!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BeeWorlds Pillars Fartuna Minecraft server

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Fell – lost or “Pillars” from version 1.20 to 1.21.1! New blocks, items and mobs. The best server WITHOUT A LICENSE for playing with friends!

IP: play.beeworlds.ru (modes from 1.20.1 and later)

Pillars of Fortune, Fell – Lost, Pillars, Random items, Fishing. [ 1.16.5 – 1.21.1 ]

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP: Anarchic Mayhem 1.20.1-1.21.1

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

Features:

Kits

Shopkeepers

Coin System

PVP

Leaderboards

We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

Information:

Server Address:	wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
Version:1.20.1+
Discord Community:	https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the WeCanGoMining Minecraft server, simply enter the server address “wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz” in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to our Discord community or in-game for the server rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

A: Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join the WeCanGoMining community.

Q: Is there any cost to play on the server?

A: No, WeCanGoMining is a free Minecraft server for players to enjoy.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	New Chunks Explored:	761885
Falling into the Void:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2293	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, Clans, Crafty, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, Hotfix 36.1.6, Koumei edition, Minecraft, modding, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, September Corruption Alerts, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe, Warframe General, Warriors, wfg, Wiki

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie chickens that chased them around for hours! It was a hilarious sight to see, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans that happen on our server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world? Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crops Grown:	6345
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DadDisagreesMCServer

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

KidzGoneWildMC

AITAH, borrowing money, feeding kids, financial assistance, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, friend owes money, friends in need, Guilt, KidzGoneWildMC, not keeping her kids, parenting challenges, paycheck to paycheck, power company, providing for children, setting boundaries, small circle, support system, Tough Decisions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ComebackCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineTimeFunCraft

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Void Gems Collected:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	5718
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyCrashersMC

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Buildings Constructed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Farms Harvested:	784
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJournalApologyNoWay, emotional processing, emotions, Empathy, family dynamics, Grief, journaling, Loss, personal space, privacy, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, sibling relationships, stepsister, Therapy, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magic Items Found:	2911
Zombie Dances:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Items Found:	1105
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.