OrbánCraft: Weakest Performance in 20 Years!

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lol come join our minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Hungary’s political scene! our server is so lit that even Orbán’s weakest performance in 20 years can’t compare. we have pro-EU rivals battling it out in epic pvp matches, just like in the EU elections. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of corruption (in-game, of course). who needs politics when you can join our server and become the ultimate minecraft champion? let’s goooooooo!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	188

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
New Chunks Explored:	183508	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJournalApologyNoWay, emotional processing, emotions, Empathy, family dynamics, Grief, journaling, Loss, personal space, privacy, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, sibling relationships, stepsister, Therapy, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

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join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

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NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

Server Type	Java \| Roleplay • Survival
Description	The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
Launch Date	October 10th

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
When is the server launching?	The server will be launched on October 10th.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
Are there any pay-to-win mechanics?	No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD?	NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out?	NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crops Grown:	2749
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4450	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9821	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Magic Items Found:	2956
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HouseHubbyHushHub

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and creepers!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Pasta Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing noodles from unsuspecting villagers. Will you join forces with them or fight against their carb-loving ways?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most mac & cheese-filled adventure of your Minecraft life. Just make sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Runes Activated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FirstMovieCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and relive the magic of your first movie experience! Our server is like a blockbuster film, with epic quests, thrilling adventures, and jaw-dropping special effects (okay, maybe not the last one, but we do have some pretty cool redstone contraptions). So grab your popcorn, settle in, and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TaiwanStraitTrolls

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force up in here making their first-ever transit through the Taiwan Strait! Why, you ask? Well, cuz a Chinese reconnaissance aircraft tried to mess with Japan’s airspace last month and they ain’t havin’ it! So now we got epic battles happenin’ left and right, with ships sailin’ through virtual straits and planes flyin’ all over the place. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft warfare, fam. So come join us and be part of the action, cuz ain’t nothin’ boring ’bout this server, that’s for sure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BadWolfMC server: Because adulting is hard, but Minecraft is harder!

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BadWolfMC Minecraft Server

Server Information	IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM
Overview	Your Adult Minecraft Server Paradise. Welcome to BadWolfMC, the ultimate adult Minecraft server network for players 18 and over.

Why Choose BadWolfMC?

Features	Drama-Free and Inclusive Community Semi-Vanilla Experience with a Twist Impeccable Performance Java-Bedrock Crossplay Engaging Events and Activities Robust Protection and Mechanics Eco-Friendly Worlds Community Integration

General Server Rules

Rules	All players must be 18 years of age or older No Griefing No Client Mods/Exploits No Advertising/Spam Common Sense/Maturity

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	Server IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM
How do I apply for membership?	Membership Application
What are the server rules?	Refer to the full rules here

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.