OrbánCraft: Weakest Performance in 20 Years!

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lol come join our minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Hungary’s political scene! our server is so lit that even Orbán’s weakest performance in 20 years can’t compare. we have pro-EU rivals battling it out in epic pvp matches, just like in the EU elections. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of corruption (in-game, of course). who needs politics when you can join our server and become the ultimate minecraft champion? let’s goooooooo!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Crops Grown:	1754	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	349

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5504	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

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join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	125	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

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NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

Server Type	Java \| Roleplay • Survival
Description	The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
Launch Date	October 10th

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
When is the server launching?	The server will be launched on October 10th.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
Are there any pay-to-win mechanics?	No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD?	NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out?	NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	388	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ores Mined:	1100
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HouseHubbyHushHub

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	5241
Ores Mined:	3352	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and creepers!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Pasta Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing noodles from unsuspecting villagers. Will you join forces with them or fight against their carb-loving ways?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most mac & cheese-filled adventure of your Minecraft life. Just make sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Animals Bred:	73	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FirstMovieCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and relive the magic of your first movie experience! Our server is like a blockbuster film, with epic quests, thrilling adventures, and jaw-dropping special effects (okay, maybe not the last one, but we do have some pretty cool redstone contraptions). So grab your popcorn, settle in, and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2124	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.