OrbánCraft: Weakest Performance in 20 Years!

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lol come join our minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Hungary’s political scene! our server is so lit that even Orbán’s weakest performance in 20 years can’t compare. we have pro-EU rivals battling it out in epic pvp matches, just like in the EU elections. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of corruption (in-game, of course). who needs politics when you can join our server and become the ultimate minecraft champion? let’s goooooooo!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Alien Abductions:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Dragons Tamed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineTimeFunCraft

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Enchantments Applied:	73

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyCrashersMC

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	452
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Secret Passages Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJournalApologyNoWay, emotional processing, emotions, Empathy, family dynamics, Grief, journaling, Loss, personal space, privacy, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, sibling relationships, stepsister, Therapy, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Void Armor Forged:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

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join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

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NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

Server Type	Java \| Roleplay • Survival
Description	The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
Launch Date	October 10th

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
When is the server launching?	The server will be launched on October 10th.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
Are there any pay-to-win mechanics?	No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD?	NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out?	NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Crops Grown:	5209

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HouseHubbyHushHub

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.