OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave filled with dancing unicorns.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato of destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Jim is Super Old Now Idk Why Dronies Want Him Back Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got Jim, who is so ancient that even the Ender Dragon calls him grandpa. The Dronies are obsessed with bringing him back for some reason, probably because he’s the key to unlocking a secret stash of enchanted golden apples or something. Join our server now and witness the epic battle between Jim and the Dronies unfold! Who will come out on top? Only time (and a lot of diamond swords) will tell.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MotherInLawMadnessMC

anger management, Boundaries, boundary setting, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family dynamics, Family Values, health concerns, Honesty, infant baby, mother-in-law, MotherInLawMadnessMC, parenting, relationships, Respect, second hand smoke, smoking, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mother-in-law hiding her smoking habit? Look no further! Join our server where we have more twists and turns than a soap opera.

We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.

If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.

And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Divine Spears Created:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP

accelerated learning, becoming an expert, Continuous Improvement, Expertise, honing abilities, instant learning, knowledge acquisition, learning, lifelong learning, mastering talents, Minecraft, perfecting skills, personal development, quick learning, rapid skill acquisition, self improvement, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, Skillz4Days, smp, talent acquisition

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll instantly gain the skill of flying like a majestic chicken! Imagine soaring through the skies, clucking at your enemies and dropping eggs on their heads. No more walking around like a mere mortal, now you can rule the skies with your poultry powers!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of breakdancing. You’ll be spinning on your head and kicking your legs in the air like a pro in no time. Who knew llamas had such sick moves?

So come join us and unlock your hidden talents in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible. Who needs boring old real-life skills when you can have flying chicken powers and llama breakdancing expertise? It’s time to level up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57
Dragon Scales Harvested:	255	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RedditMineCrafters

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for the chance to stumble upon secret treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond blocks, or maybe even encounter a rare breed of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

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lol imagine if putin just went all boom boom with nukes in ukraine like a crazy villager in minecraft blowing up everything in sight. well, on our server, we promise NO nukes will be used, unless it’s to blow up a giant statue of a creeper or something. join us for a wild ride of blocky chaos and epic battles. plus, you might even run into steve from accounting who swears he’s a pro at building pixel art but really just makes giant phallic structures. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyShmonaRocket

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come join our minecraft server, where the only rockets you’ll see are the ones you shoot out of a tnt cannon! no hezbollah here, just epic battles and crazy builds. we promise no one will be killed (unless you count falling off a cliff while mining for diamonds lol). join us for a blast (literally) and see why our server is the bomb (not literally, please don’t blow up our spawn point). let’s mine and craft our way to victory, one block at a time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Magic Items Found:	5185	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Not in My Backyard Abortion Zone

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hey u, yeah u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u!

imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. that’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines.

plus, we have the best parties in town! every friday night, we host a massive block party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic building competitions.

so why wait? join us now and see why everyone is talking about the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Capy World: Where the diamonds flow like melted butter 🦙🌟🍀

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Welcome to Capy World!

A cozy 18+ Java server (1.21) with a small group of active players and some serious building talent!

Our next big project: turning the shopping district into a full town—zoo, museum, mall, and all!

What we offer:

Shopping District	Build your own shop, explore the district, and save yourself some time by spending your diamonds at someone’s store!
Spooky Vibes	Join our Halloween base contest! We have fun prizes like diamonds and netherite for the winner.
Safe & Sound	We stay grief-free with land claims and coreprotect.
Explore Easily	Set homes, use warps and RTP around the world for quick navigation!
Plan on Staying?	Stick around for 2 weeks to receive our “Friend” role: you’ll unlock /fly and /kittycannon!

Sound like something you’d like to try out? Our discord server is linked on my profile, but you can also add me on Discord (gwostea) to join! 🙂

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by adding “gwostea” on Discord and following the instructions provided.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, this server is only for players aged 18 and above.
Can I build in the shopping district?	Yes, players are encouraged to build their own shops in the shopping district.
How can I participate in the Halloween base contest?	Details for the contest will be announced on the server and Discord. Stay tuned for updates!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Secret Passages Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	111

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Kingdom – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through the Lands Between, where you can team up with your friends and take on epic quests to defeat powerful enemies.

With our latest patch, we’ve added new features and fixed bugs to make your gaming experience even more enjoyable. Plus, our character planners will help you create the ultimate warrior to conquer all challenges that come your way.

But that’s not all – our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain, and our group password “erg” will grant you access to exclusive areas and rewards. And if you dare to touch the Bloodstain, who knows what secrets you may uncover!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, in the Lands Between, anything can happen – so be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	3004	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

””> International Break Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the international break of Minecraft SMPs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether, and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the international break of Minecraft SMPs like never before!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8664	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CrushCraft SMP: Heart Eyes 😍

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find your true love! Our server is filled with romantic adventures and love potions that will make your heart flutter. Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds?

We have a legendary love story of two players who met on our server and built a castle together. It was so romantic that even the creepers shed a tear. Join us and create your own epic love saga!

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare Heart-Shaped Block hidden deep within our world, your crush will instantly fall for you. Who needs chocolates and flowers when you have pixelated romance?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and let the love games begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlockyLoveQuest

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Forget about love languages and compatibility tests, the real test of a relationship is surviving on our Minecraft server together! Join us and see if your bond can withstand the challenges of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and lava pits. Who needs couples therapy when you can just fight off a horde of skeletons together? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, so why not mine them together and prove your love in pixels and blocks? Join us and see if your relationship can survive the ultimate test – surviving in Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyMarineMC Server

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come join our minecraft server, where we have US Marine Trevor Reed as our honorary player! he may be serving 14 years in russia for doing something in ukraine, but on our server, he’s a legend! watch him build epic structures with his bare hands, while dodging russian spies and ukrainian rebels! join now for a chance to team up with this real-life hero and conquer the virtual world together! who needs freedom when you have minecraft, amirite?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mines Excavated:	3811
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

KremlinCraft: Missile Mayhem!

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OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone up in here! We got Russian weapons depot blowin’ up left and right, North Korean missiles flyin’ everywhere, and Ukraine’s military goin’ bonkers! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now before you miss out on all the explosive fun! 🚀💣🔥

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Falling into the Void:	1