Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 6401 Love Letters Sent: 4
Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Final Map Minecraft Server

    Final Map Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the final map has just been revealed by the higher ups! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. You won’t find that kind of talent anywhere else!

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. If you can outsmart them, the loot is all yours!

    3. The server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or your tools start dancing on their own!

    4. We have a floating island in the sky where gravity works backwards. It’s a challenge just to navigate your way around, but the views are totally worth it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SillySquid Minecraft SMP PT 4

    SillySquid Minecraft SMP PT 4
    Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! It’s like a virtual fashion show, and Leah is always slaying with her pixelated outfits. You gotta join just to see her latest look, trust me.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They’re like little mob bosses, trading rare items and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what they’ll do next!

    And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt that happens every full moon. Rumor has it there’s a diamond-encrusted pickaxe hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it?

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as the creeper explosions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this pixelated paradise!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Towns Built: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP

    Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers bust a move!

    Join our SMP if you want to ride into battle on a giant chicken, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and chaos today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Magic Items Found: 4287
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Angela’s Minecraft Server

    Angela’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of looking like a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can transform into the iconic Angela from Silent Hill 2! That’s right, strut your stuff in a creepy, yet stylish outfit that will have all the mobs running scared.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with haunted mansions, spooky forests, and even a few jump scares along the way. Who needs diamonds when you can collect creepy dolls and rusty knives instead?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner Angela. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted nightmares…err, we mean fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP

    The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a phasecuckbro and getting BTFO by our kween? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we conquer the virtual world together.

    Our server is filled with crazy characters, from a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a group of villagers who have formed their own cult dedicated to mining diamonds. You never know what you’ll encounter next in our wacky world.

    But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that there is a secret stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the title of ultimate treasure hunter?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your phasecuckbro days behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Farms Harvested: 437 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Fan Service Minecraft Server

    Fan Service Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some epic fanservice! We’ve got hot tubs filled with lava, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret strip mining club (shh, don’t tell the mods)! Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “I didn’t know Minecraft could be this sexy!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some scandalous fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • just make your own game Minecraft SMP

    just make your own game Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

    Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 84 Emeralds Found: 2093
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP (1.16.5)

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 313 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server

    Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where white boys dominate the game? Well, look no further because on our server, white boys are banned! That’s right, no more dealing with their basic builds and lackluster PvP skills. Join us for a wild ride where only the most colorful and creative players thrive.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds in exchange for protection. Will you be able to appease these llama overlords and earn their favor?

    And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who have learned how to break blocks and build their own structures. You never know what crazy creations they’ll come up with next!

    So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and leave your white boy antics at the door. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • After Christians Die Minecraft SMP

    After Christians Die Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

    KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Dimension Hops: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 281 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail

    Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

    Join us for our upcoming events like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can strut your stuff in your best Minecraft skin! Or how about the Halloween Musicals meetup in Balmung, where we’ll be belting out show tunes while fighting off creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got meetups for every occasion, from shared FATE meetups to male meetups to badlands chugs watch parties. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more moogles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Villages Defended: 19
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 64 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Boring Argonians Minecraft Server

    Boring Argonians Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing with boring, lame, stupid, and ugly Argonians in other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement with Argonians that are actually cool, hilarious, genius, and drop-dead gorgeous!

    Our server is home to the most epic Argonians you’ll ever meet. They can build entire cities in a day, tame dragons with a single look, and tell jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, they have the best fashion sense in all of Minecraft – forget boring old scales, our Argonians rock designer armor and accessories that will make you green with envy.

    So why settle for boring when you can join our server and hang out with the most fabulous Argonians in the blocky world? Come for the builds, stay for the laughs, and leave with a whole new appreciation for these reptilian wonders. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of our Argonians!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 198 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert

    MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert
    Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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