Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Animals Bred: 12 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Price Tag Minecraft Server

    Price Tag Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Ores Mined: 2210 Mythical Swords Crafted: 41
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

    Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Project Kus! Minecraft server

    Project Kus! Minecraft server

    A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 282 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

    Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

    On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 74 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

    Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Chimeras Created: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Learn Anything Minecraft Server

    Learn Anything Minecraft Server
    Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Magic Items Found: 5374 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

    Strangest Word Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Buildings Constructed: 48
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Runes Activated: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Enchantments Applied: 281
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Chimeras Created: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 114561 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 50
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 319
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Potions Brewed: 170 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Enchantments Applied: 270
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Villages Defended: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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