| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 9299 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 156 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
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play.oracionmc.com
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 4957 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 15 |
We got so many cool features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.
And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow!
Plus, the admins are like magical wizards who grant wishes and turn griefers into fluffy bunnies.
So come on, join us and experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 4380 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 108 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Votes: | 5514 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 6199 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 85 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 273 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
cw.redlineminecraft.online:25747
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 403 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 6681 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Votes: | 5507 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5033 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and boundary-pushing fun. Our server is the perfect escape from overstepping parents and intrusive visitors.
Imagine a world where your only worry is whether you’ve built the best pixelated castle or mined enough diamonds. No more cleaning up after unwanted guests or dealing with their OCD tendencies – unless, of course, you’re crafting a new potion in-game!
So come on over and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that will make you forget all about real-life intrusions. Let’s build, mine, and explore together – without any unexpected visits from mom!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 7074 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
My wife thinks we should fork over a chunk of our tax return to her, but I’m like, “No way, Jose!” I suggested we get her a fancy birthday present instead, but my wife wasn’t having it. She started calling me a villain with a heart as black as obsidian, but I’m just trying to keep our diamonds safe, you know?
So, long story short, if you want to escape the drama and mine your heart out in peace, join our server! We’ve got more treasure than a desert temple and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mother-in-law tax collectors – unless you count the villagers, but they’re a whole different story. So, come on over and let’s craft some epic memories together!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5719 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 2573 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3379 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 7615 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 4650 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 4096 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 262 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3841 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8415 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 357468 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| IP | 150.136.8.41 |
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| Current Version | Beta 1.6 |
| World Started | Infdev 20100327 |
| Proxy | Betacraft proxy used |
| Java Arguments | Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments |
| Rules | No rules, no exploits patched, no 3rd party server software |
| Server Maintenance | Breaking the server is allowed, issues fixed as needed |
| Updates | Weekly updates decided by vote |
| Server Versions | Includes every official server version, snapshots, and april fools versions |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h |
There are no rules on the server, players are allowed to break the server as needed and issues will be fixed accordingly.
Updates are released weekly and are decided by player vote.
The server includes every official server version, snapshots, and even april fools versions for variety.
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 7750 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 7254 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
We’ve got creepers exploding like gender reveal parties, villagers trading like Wall Street brokers, and Endermen teleporting around like they’re late for a rave!
You’ll never be bored with all the chaos and madness happening on our server. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf to keep you company?
So ditch the incel life and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures that will make you question reality in the best way possible!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8778 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 936950 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of being in charge of your cousin while your mom and aunt are away on a trip with their high school friends. Don’t let her play video games all day and make sure she eats her veggies – it’s all part of the fun!
But wait, there’s more! Borrow a copy of Salem’s Lot and watch as chaos ensues when your aunt finds out. Who knew a book could cause such drama? Only on our server!
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you?
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1795 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 6532 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2865 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow-colored llamas into battle, and building your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly creepers and party with the Ender Dragon.
So if you’re looking for the best healthy source of dopamine, look no further than our insane Minecraft server. Trust us, your brain will thank you for it!
