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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 6348 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Enchantments Applied: | 77 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy. build your own castle made entirely of cake, ride a flying pig into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
with weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where all mobs drop tacos instead of loot, and “Fashion Show Friday” where players compete to see who can wear the most ridiculous outfit, you’ll never run out of things to do.
so come join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer absurdity of our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. because here, being wrong has never felt so right.