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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 974 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7136 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy. build your own castle made entirely of cake, ride a flying pig into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
with weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where all mobs drop tacos instead of loot, and “Fashion Show Friday” where players compete to see who can wear the most ridiculous outfit, you’ll never run out of things to do.
so come join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer absurdity of our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. because here, being wrong has never felt so right.