join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of a wild ride like no other. we got more loopholes than a swiss cheese factory, and we ain’t afraid to exploit ’em all! come on in and saturate the server with massive quantities of fun and craziness.

we got pharmaceutical companies running amok, flooding the land with blocks of opioids like there’s no tomorrow. the DEA can’t regulate us, we’re too sneaky and slippery for them to catch.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a rollercoaster made of TNT, then join us now! who needs regulations when u can have all the chaos and fun u want? come on in and let’s make some memories that will leave u scratching ur head in confusion and laughing ur butt off at the same time.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Towns Built: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Chimeras Created: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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