join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of a wild ride like no other. we got more loopholes than a swiss cheese factory, and we ain’t afraid to exploit ’em all! come on in and saturate the server with massive quantities of fun and craziness.

we got pharmaceutical companies running amok, flooding the land with blocks of opioids like there’s no tomorrow. the DEA can’t regulate us, we’re too sneaky and slippery for them to catch.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a rollercoaster made of TNT, then join us now! who needs regulations when u can have all the chaos and fun u want? come on in and let’s make some memories that will leave u scratching ur head in confusion and laughing ur butt off at the same time.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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