so imagine this: u join our minecraft server and it’s like peeing in a urinal with the door open, but in a good way. like, u can do whatever u want, whenever u want. want to ride a pig off a cliff? go for it. want to build a house made entirely of cake? why not. the possibilities are endless, just like the feeling of peeing in a stall with the door open. join us and experience the freedom of minecraft like never before. plus, we have a secret underground club where we only play disco music and ride around on llamas. trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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