ParkourPanic: Save the Workers!

budget cuts, employment, Federal employees, government agencies, job cuts, job dismissals, Job Displacement, job eliminations, job firings, job layoffs, job loss, job reductions, Job Termination, job terminations, Layoffs, National Park Service, ParkourPanic, Save, US Forest Service, workers, workforce reduction

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	213	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2543
Emeralds Found:	7512	Potions Brewed:	80
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the us forest service and national park service are teaming up to fire thousands of workers!!! why, you ask? because we need more space for our epic virtual forests and parks, DUH. plus, who needs real jobs when you can mine for diamonds and fight creepers all day long? join now for a chance to be the last one standing in our epic battle royale arena, where the winner gets to be the new park ranger of our virtual world. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT. #unemploymentwho #minecraftforever #savethetreesbutnotthejobs

Racoon Hideout Minecraft

Adventure, bedrock, Builder, Community, competitor, cosmetic store, creativity, crossplay, Custom Biomes, Custom Items, Economy, Events, Explorer, FRIENDSHIPS, HIDEOUT, java, Minecraft, Mini Games, Player Shops, RACOON, smp, Structures, Tight-Knit Community, trader..

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Farms Harvested:	322
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to Racoon Hideout – Season 2!

Description:

A land of adventure, creativity, and friendships waiting to be forged!

Racoon Hideout isn’t just another Minecraft server—it’s a community-driven world built by and for players like you. Whether you’re an explorer, builder, trader, or competitor, there’s a place for you here.

What Makes Us Special?

Custom Biomes & Structures	A breathtaking world filled with hand-crafted landscapes, hidden ruins, and unique locations waiting to be discovered.
Custom Items	Equip special gear and collectibles that add a fresh twist to gameplay—without breaking the vanilla experience.
Thriving Economy & Player Shops	Rent your own shop in our marketplace, trade with others, and become the richest raccoon in town!
Cosmetic-Only Store	Want to stand out? Our store features only non-pay-to-win cosmetics—no unfair advantages here!
Mini-Games & Events	Take a break from survival and jump into mini-games, tournaments, and special events hosted by the community!
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	Play with friends on any platform—no limitations, just fun.
A Friendly, Tight-Knit Community	We may be small, but we’re passionate, welcoming, and here to stay.

Server Information

Server Name:	Racoon Hideout
Version:	Play on any version!
Gameplay:	Mostly vanilla, enhanced with quality-of-life features
Crossplay:	Java & Bedrock supported

Join Our Community!

Whether you’re here to survive, build, trade, or compete, Racoon Hideout is the perfect place to start your journey.

Join us today and become part of something amazing!

Join Our Discord

Get updates, chat with players, and help shape the future of the server!

See you in the Hideout!

Enchanted Isles 1.20

actress, Anya Taylor-Joy, body positivity, Boundaries, celebrity nudity, consent, controversy, empowerment, Enchanted, explicit content, explicit scenes, filmography, Isles, nudity, on-screen nudity, PERSONAL LIFE, privacy, Rumors, Sexualization, speculation, tabloids

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9060	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chimeras Created:	2

OH EM GEE, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a chance to see Anya Taylor-Joy’s boobs or vag!

Like, who even needs to watch movies when you can be exploring our server and possibly catching a glimpse of some celebrity skin?!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server ever created – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

ColorblindCraft

Apology, Blue, color perception, Colorblind, ColorblindCraft, colorblindness, confusion, customer service, dinosaur museum, Green.., lying.., Misunderstand, offensive, parasaurolophus, Prizes, Purple, Quests, Raptor, TRex, triceratops, Wristbands

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a T-rex on roller skates? Look no further! Our server is like a MASSIVE 5 story indoor dino playground, but with pixelated blocks instead of bones.

Join us and get your hands on wristbands with chips that let you complete quests and earn prizes. Choose from 4 different bracelets, each with a different color gradient and a silhouette of a dino. It’s like choosing your starter Pokemon, but with prehistoric creatures!

Just like the mom who couldn’t tell a Triceratops from a parasaurolophus, you’ll be faced with tough decisions. But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re just here for the blue ones. And if you get confused, just blame it on being colorblind like our heroic employee did!

So come on down to our server, where the dinosaurs are pixelated and the quests are as confusing as a mom trying to pick the “blue one.” Join now and let the madness begin!

AnimalCrimeSMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	139
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wild west but with blocks! We have a whole town run by llamas, yes LLAMAS! They wear tiny sheriff hats and arrest chickens for jaywalking, it’s hilarious. And don’t even get me started on the pig mafia, they control the black market for carrots and potatoes. It’s a total pig-eat-pig world out there, but it’s so much fun!

But seriously, if animals could commit crimes, I think the sheep would be arrested the most. They’re always causing trouble, like stealing wool from other sheep or breaking into the farmer’s house to eat all his wheat. Plus, have you ever seen a sheep try to drive a minecart? It’s a disaster waiting to happen. So come join our crazy SMP and see for yourself, it’s a total zoo in here!

HangryCraft: Where even Ballerinas need to eat!

Attention, Ballerina, Ballerinas, child abuse, child neglect, criminal charges, criminal neglect, DAUGHTER, Eat, Food, HangryCraft, jailed, legal consequences, neglect, neglect case, neglect consequences, neglectful behavior, neglectful parents, parental neglect, parents, starvation, Starved

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the admins are like ballerinas but instead of dancing, they’re building epic structures and slaying dragons with their mad skills.

So get this, the server is so lit that even ballerinas’ parents are getting jailed for neglecting their daughter because she was too busy playing on the server and forgot to eat. Like, they were all like “Sorry officer, we were too busy watching our daughter become a Minecraft legend to remember to feed her.”

Join this server for the most epic builds, the craziest adventures, and the chance to become a Minecraft ballerina legend. Plus, who knows, maybe your parents will get jailed for neglecting you too because you’re too busy dominating the server. YOLO, amirite?

Anemonefish & Anemone Buddies

adaptation, Anemone, Anemonefish, Buddies, Coevolution, Evolution, Host-parasite interaction, Marine Biology, marine discovery, marine ecology, marine life, marine organisms, marine research, Marine symbiosis, Mutualism, Nematocysts, ocean life, research, Sea anemones, sea creatures, Sialic acid, Stinging cells

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Astral Projections Made:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will blow your mind!

So, one time, there was this anemonefish who was chilling with their sea anemone homies, right? But then, out of nowhere, the sea anemone started getting all stingy and trying to attack the poor fish! It was like a crazy underwater battle, bro!

But guess what? The sea anemone had evolved to have low levels of sialic acid in their skin mucus, so they couldn’t trigger their stinging cells on the anemonefish! It was like some next level evolution stuff happening right there!

And that’s just a taste of the insane adventures you can have on this Minecraft server! Join now and experience the wildest and wackiest gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s get crafting, baby!

Jixing Vorld Server Minecraft

alt, Anarchy, banner, COMPLETE, Complete Anarchy, Demolish, description, GIF, Jixing Vorld, jokes, Lazy, Minecraft, minecraft server, Month, Server, server description, SPAVN, Title, wipe

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Void Armor Forged:	30
Runes Activated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Dzhiks Vorld – the server on which the complete anarchy is happening. There are no jokes here, you can demolish the SPAVN. Wipe every month

jiksiworld.aternos.me:30577

Altheria Worldbuilding

ago.., alliances, Altheria, bedrock, BUILD, Days, Discord, Economies, Fun, Geo-politics, Ip:, launched, Play, player, Roleplay, Running, Server, Support, Towns, Wars, world, Worldbuilding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Geopolitics, worldbuilding, player-run economies and nations
Server Launch Date	Just launched a few days ago
IP Address	play.altheria.net
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there player-run economies and nations?	Yes, players can create their own towns, build economies, go into wars and alliances.
When was the server launched?	The server was launched a few days ago.
Is there bedrock support?	Yes, we have bedrock support on port 25565.

Doki Bird Haven 1.21

#youtube, bird, Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Divegrass suggestions., Doki, Dokibird, DokiMint, Drift Away, Fanart Vault, Final Heist, Haven, Heart of Gold, joy, Laughter, no matter what, Selen Tatsuki, Shop, Smart Goon, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why join? Because on our server, Angry Naked Birds roam free and you can ride them into battle! Plus, we have exclusive Dokibird content like her cover songs and epic heist MVs. Want more reasons? How about playing Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery in Minecraft? Dive into our Divegrass team page and suggest ideas for the team! Don’t be a Dumb Goon, be a Smart Goon and join our server now for a chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience!

ShoeSnatchers Minecraft Server

advocacy, Advocate, Communication, compensation, Confrontation, customer service, disabled friend, Experience, Frustration, Hostage, loyalty, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, payment, Repair, resolution, runners, satisfaction, Server, service, shoe repairman, ShoeSnatchers

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	72	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Farms Harvested:	341
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this shoe repairman saga!

Imagine dropping off your diamond boots for a repair and then having to go on a wild goose chase for them for 10 months! Our server is just as chaotic and unpredictable, you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next.

From lost items to outrageous demands, our server will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable customer service. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

CraftySisBILDrinksNoMore

alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, communication breakdown, confrontational situations, controlling behavior, CraftySisBILDrinksNoMore, destructive behavior, drinking problem, enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, guest etiquette, guest expectations, house rules, personal boundaries, property damage, relationship issues, Safety concerns, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling dynamics

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	638	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than my brother-in-law’s pants on fire? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and crazy adventures.

Our server is so lit, even your brother-in-law’s vape battery can’t handle it! Watch as he sets the world on fire (literally) with his drunken antics. But don’t worry, we’ve got fire extinguishers ready for any unexpected burns.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to keep your virtual house intact while dodging drunk players and exploding batteries. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the drama and chaos firsthand on our server?

So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to keep the drinks away from the keyboard – we don’t need any more fiery incidents on our hands.

SexLifeUpgrade Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, consent, emotional intelligence, empowerment, Intimacy, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Pleasure, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-confidence, sex education, SexLifeUpgrade, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, smp

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Lol, bro, if I could go back in time and tell my younger self how to improve my sex life, I would be like “yo, join this epic Minecraft SMP server, bruh!” Like, seriously, this server is lit AF and full of hot players who are ready to mingle.

I joined this server and my sex life improved by like 1000%. I met this player who was like a Minecraft sex god and he taught me all these crazy moves that I never even knew existed. Now I’m like a pro at Minecraft sex, bro.

So yeah, if you want to level up your sex life, join this server and get ready for some wild adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. #MinecraftSexGods #JoinTheSMPBro

CraftyTeen vs. CraftyAdult

18 year old self, aging, CHANGE, CraftyAdult, CraftyTeen, current self, Evolution, growth, hindsight, knowledge, learning, life experience, Maturity, past vs present, personal development, perspective, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Remember when you were 18 and thought you were the coolest kid on the block? Well, now imagine a Minecraft server that makes your 18 year old self look like a total noob.

Join our server and experience the ultimate glow-up of your Minecraft skills. We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit, and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays golden eggs and grants wishes to those brave enough to face it in battle.

So say goodbye to your 18 year old self and hello to the epicness that awaits you on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re still stuck in your emo phase, in which case, maybe go listen to some My Chemical Romance instead).

CraftyCreeperStampede

accident, CASUALTIES, Chaos, CraftyCreeperStampede, crowd control, crowd management, Disaster, emergency response, Fatalities, India, investigation, mass casualties, New Delhi, overcrowding, Panic, Public Safety, Railway, STAMPEDE, Tragedy, train station, Transportation

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	New Chunks Explored:	624885
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only stampede you’ll see is a bunch of chickens running wild because someone accidentally left the gate open. forget about real life tragedies, on our server you’ll be too busy laughing at the chaos we’ve created. we’ve got so many crazy events like pig races, where the pigs wear tiny little helmets and zoom around the track. and don’t even get me started on our underwater dance parties with the squids. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun. so hop on over and join us for a wild ride!

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