Opal Oasis | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GrandpaGriefGone

#announcement, AITAH, dialysis, Facebook post, family, Friends, grandfather’s death, GrandpaGriefGone, health, Hospital, kidney failure, memorial service, Notification, outside perspective., Schedule, social media, stress, telling my cousin, tough situation, Visit, work

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Emeralds Found:	7570	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2183
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild family situation! Join us for a grand old time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your grandpa died through a Facebook post.

Looking for some family drama to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Our server is filled with family members who just can’t seem to get along, just like Emma and her cousin in this story. Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have arguments over social media posts instead?

Join us for a server full of surprises, just like finding out your grandpa’s health status from a doctor who can predict the future. Who needs crystal balls when you have Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are just getting started. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

FailCraft SMP: Autocorrect LOLZ

autocorrect, autocorrect errors, autocorrect fail, autocorrect fails, autocorrect humor, autocorrect mishaps, autocorrect mistakes, Communication, EMBARRASSING, Fail, FailCraft, funny, funny autocorrect, funny text messages, humor, lolz, MISTAKES, Smartphone, smp, Technology, Texting, texting fails

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing with you. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. It’s like a disco party in the mines, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and accidentally typed “potatoo” instead of “potato” in the chat. And you know what happened? A magical potatoo appeared and granted me three wishes! I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Best autocorrect fail ever, am I right?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust me, you won’t regret it! It’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what hilarious shenanigans will happen next. See you in the mines, my fellow potato enthusiasts!

CraftyConspiracies

alternative facts, area 51, Conspiracy Theory, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, deep state, FANTASY, government secrets, hidden agenda., hidden truths, hypothetical scenario, illuminati, mind control, Mystery, new world order, Paranormal, secret society, speculation, True, unexplained phenomena, Wishful thinking

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mines Excavated:	1866	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1

Ever wondered if the government is secretly run by a group of talking cats? Well, on our Minecraft server, that conspiracy theory is not only true, but the cats are also hosting weekly dance parties in the White House! Join us for a purrfectly good time as we uncover all the feline secrets hidden in the blocks of our virtual world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the infamous “Catgate” scandal of 2017. So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

activism, arab american, Conflict, current events, discrimination, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Islamophobia, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Muslim community, Muslim leaders, Peacebuilding, Politics, protest, Server, social justice, Trump comments, united states

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant sand castles in honor of arab american muslim leaders who are fighting against trump’s crazy comments about gaza!!! we have camels you can ride and magic carpets to fly around on, plus our mosque is made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds. join us for epic battles against evil pharaohs and save the day with your trusty sword of justice. all are welcome, except for orange-haired presidents. come join the fun and let’s show trump who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

BlockyBanter: No Foreign Donos, Trump Not Welcome!

Arctic region, Ban, BlockyBanter, campaign finance, Democracy, donation ban, DONOS, election, Foreign, foreign interference, foreign political donations, Government, Greenland, international relations, ISLAND, legislation, Parliament, political influence, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trump administration, us politics

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Greenland’s parliament approves of it? Well, look no further because our server is the real deal!

We got so much craziness going on, even Trump is trying to seek the island just to get a piece of the action. That’s right, our server is so epic that it’s attracting attention from world leaders!

Join now for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a king! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Crafty Chub Club – Slimming Pixels

Body Mass Index, Chub, club, Crafty, disease classification, expert report, health, Medical research, obesity, obesity causes, obesity complications, obesity diagnosis, Obesity epidemic, obesity impact, obesity management, obesity prevention, obesity risks, obesity statistics, obesity stigma, obesity treatment, obesity trends, pixels, public health, slimming, weight management

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ores Mined:	5000
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

u kno wat u need in ur life? dis minecraft server, fam. dis place is like a magical land where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns. but dat aint all, cuz dis server got a secret underground lair where u can battle dragons and save princesses.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a lil secret. rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will instantly become a millionaire in real life. yep, u heard me right. all u gotta do is mine some diamonds in dis server and BAM, u rich af.

but wait, there’s more. dis server also has a secret portal dat leads to a world where u can eat unlimited cake and never gain weight. so forget about dat report sayin obesity is a disease, cuz on dis server, u can eat all da cake u want and still look fly as hell.

so what u waitin for? join dis server now and live ur best minecraft life. unicorns, dragons, cake, and riches await u, my friend.

VanillishCraft

bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom world, diamond-based economy, Earnable Ranks, Homes, java, Land Claim, Live Map, Mob Heads, multiplayer, no p2w, Player Shops, player sleep, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, VanillishCraft, Vote Rewards, Warps

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4766	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

VanillishCraft SMP – 1.21.4

IP: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

Bedrock: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co port: 20474

Overview:

Features	Description
Cross-Play (Java + Bedrock)	Enjoy multiplayer with players on different platforms
Custom Biomes	Explore unique and custom biomes
Land Claim	Protect your land from griefing
Anti-Grief	Prevent griefing and maintain a peaceful environment
Player Shops	Trade and sell items with other players
Diamond Based Economy	Use diamonds as currency in the server
Vote Rewards	Earn rewards by participating in server voting
Earnable Ranks	Progress and earn ranks based on gameplay
Mob Heads	Collect mob heads as trophies
Player Sleep	Influence the percentage of players needed to sleep
No P2W	No pay-to-win elements in the server

Wanna check our map out? Live Map

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I join the server from both Java and Bedrock editions?

Yes, our server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.

2. Are there custom biomes to explore?

Yes, we have custom biomes for you to discover and explore in our server.

3. How can I protect my land from griefing?

You can use the Land Claim feature to protect your land and belongings from griefing.

4. Is there a player-driven economy on the server?

Yes, our server operates on a diamond-based economy where diamonds are used as currency.

5. Are there rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, you can earn rewards by participating in server voting and supporting the community.

Shinobi’s Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, comedy, ending, Fall 2025, Fun, historical, Japan, Little Ninja Girl, Manga, manga series, Medieval, miss, naoki, ninja, Oda Nobunaga, Realm, Shinobis, Snigeno, Volume 23, WARLORD, Warring States Period, Yonkoma

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	110	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Farms Harvested:	253

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like “Nobunaga no Shinobi” but with blocks and creepers!

Ever wanted to be a ninja in Medieval Japan serving Oda Nobunaga? Well, now you can in Minecraft!

Experience the chaos and comedy of the Warring States Period while building your own ninja empire.

Fall 2025? Who needs to wait when you can start your ninja adventure now on our server!

Say goodbye to the manga and hello to a whole new world of ninja fun in Minecraft!

GymCraft Minecraft Server

#workout, AITAH, alone, anxious, autistic, complaining, Conversation, follow, gym buddy, gym staff, gymcraft, hip thrusts, hyper aware, man, Minecraft, questions, resting, Server, sets, social cues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, vulnerable

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape creepy gym encounters and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to punch virtual trees instead of awkwardly staring at a guy doing hip thrusts.

Our server is a safe space where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about gym lurkers following you around. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who won’t ask you weird questions while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

So come join us and leave the gym drama behind! Who needs real-life social cues when you can chat with fellow players in the safety of your virtual world? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – no creepy gym encounters allowed!

CreeperAlert: Housemate Edition

Boundaries, Chores, common courtesy, Communication, consideration, Courtesy, CreeperAlert, Edition, Expectations, guests, house rules, housemate, Laundry, messiness, Notification, Planning, privacy, Quiet, Relaxation, Respect, roommates, socializing

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate roommate simulation! One roommate is super chill and easy to get along with, while the other is a total disaster. Imagine logging in to find your messy roommate leaving their virtual laundry in the machine for days on end. But wait, there’s more! Random guests will show up unannounced, leaving spills all over your virtual living room. Will you clean up after them or let the mess pile up? It’s a wild ride of virtual roommate drama that will keep you on your toes! Join now for a chaotic and hilarious experience unlike any other.

AwkwardIntimacy – Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward experience, awkward memory, awkward moment, awkward situation, awkward story, AwkwardIntimacy, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing experience, embarrassing memory, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing story, funny, Funny Experience, funny memory, funny moment, funny story, INTIMATE, intimate memory, intimate moment, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo, so like, have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you and blows up your whole base? Well, that’s basically what this Minecraft SMP is like, but in real life! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans as we build, explore, and prank each other like there’s no tomorrow.

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a giant chicken farm that produces diamonds instead of eggs, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking llama who loves to throw parties and give out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a herd of exploding pigs, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always ready to ruin your day in the most awkward way possible.

GazaCraft: Protestors Welcome!

activism, biden, Biden administration, Conflict, demonstration, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, Government, kamala, kamala harris, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian protestors, Palestinian territories, Politics, protest, protestors, TAKEOVER, trump, Trump administration, united states, Usa

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Potions Brewed:	169	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Farms Harvested:	559
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all those looking to escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where Trump is a peaceful farmer, Biden is a friendly villager, and Kamala is a skilled potion brewer.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of peace, build towering structures that reach the clouds, and engage in intense battles against the evil mobs of ignorance and hate.

Forget about politics and protests, come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server today!

CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey Minecraft Server

addiction, alcohol, cocaine, colombia, controversy, CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey, criminal justice, debate, drug policy, Ethics, Government, law enforcement, legalization, Minecraft, Narcotics, petro, Politics, public health, Server, Social Issues, south america, substance abuse, whiskey

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Villages Defended:	19

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is crazier den a llama on a pogo stick! we got more fun den a barrel of monkeys and more surprises dan a pinata at a birthday party!

imagine dis, u log on and u see a giant diamond castle in da sky, made entirely of real diamonds! u can mine dem diamonds and become da richest player on da server! but watch out for da creepers, dey be sneaky lil buggers!

oh and get dis, we got a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests and booby traps! u gotta be quick and clever to make it out alive and with all da loot!

and get dis, our admin is a real life wizard who can grant u wishes and make all ur minecraft dreams come true! need a dragon as a pet? he got u covered. wanna fly on a magic carpet? no problem!

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where da only limit is ur imagination! trust me, u won’t regret it!

OilOCanadaShipstoChina

Canada, China, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, ENERGY, energy resources, Exports, foreign policy, global market, international relations, North America, Oil, OilOCanadaShipstoChina, political tensions, Ships, supply chain, Trade, Transportation, U.S

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Crops Grown:	9558	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

join our epic minecraft server where we ship oil to china while dodging angry americans who are threatening trade! build your own oil rig and defend it from pesky players trying to steal your precious black gold. team up with fellow players to form alliances and take down rival oil barons in epic battles. who will reign supreme in this wild west of oil trading? come find out on our server now! also, there are flying pigs. just saying.

Road & Creeper Life

Adventure, city life, cityscape, commuting, creeper, Exploration, Highways, Journey, Life, Lifestyle, Nomad, on the road, on the street, Pavement, Pedestrian, ROAD, Sidewalk, street life, travel, urban culture, urban living, urban-exploration, Wanderlust

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	3

so, like, imagine this: you spawn in this minecraft server and BAM you’re on this CRAZY road trip, but like, in minecraft. you gotta survive in this wacky world filled with, like, giant chickens and exploding sheep. but don’t worry, cuz we got this super cool secret weapon called the “moo moo cannon” that shoots out cows at your enemies. it’s like, totally epic, dude.

and get this, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. you gotta find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall and show off your best dance moves to impress the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, you heard me right. you can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies, raining bacon down on all the peasants below. it’s like a dream come true, man.

so, like, if you wanna experience the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server ever, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Players:	101/400	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Secret Passages Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Animals Bred:	97	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2