OpaCraft: Where Zeus and Moses team up for epic adventures!

Adventures, alignment, cooperation, culture, Epic, forget, Genes, Geopolitics, globohomo influence, Greek, History, international relations, Israel, Languages, Mediterranean, MERGE, MIDDLE EAST, moses, OpaCraft, shared outlook, TEAM, tradition, Unity, Western US, Zeus

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us on our server where we have merged two countries into one epic land of craziness. Our players all share the same genes, outlook, and even speak the same language (well, sort of). Say goodbye to Western US globohomo influence and hello to a whole new world of wackiness!

But that’s not all – we have insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama wrangling along the way!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magic Items Found:	4219	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	30
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Potions Brewed:	156	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Zombie Dances:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Runes Activated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	2307
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7927	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	761834
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Chimeras Created:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	98
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.