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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7741 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 62 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3580 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about making any mistakes as a young adult because we’ve got you covered with our virtual reality time machine! That’s right, you can go back in time and redo all those cringy moments from your youth. Accidentally called your teacher “mom”? No problem, just hop in the time machine and fix that embarrassing blunder!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary diamond unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples! Who needs boring old mining when you can just follow the diamond unicorn around and collect its magical droppings?
So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally punch a creeper in the face, then you might regret it a little bit).
