OopsieCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where breaking things is not only allowed, but encouraged! Just like the time when a player’s child accidentally knocked over a display of candles in Target, causing chaos and mayhem. But instead of being scolded, they were praised for their destructive skills!

Join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem, where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the ultimate troublemaker and be celebrated for your antics!

So come on over and join the fun, where being an asshole is not only accepted, but celebrated. Let’s break things together and create unforgettable memories in our crazy Minecraft world!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Void Armor Forged:	28
Players Killed by Monsters:	5120	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Emeralds Found:	5966
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.

TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1824
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Crops Grown:	5755	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

#Automotive, Automotive Market, Decline, Decrease, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, Fun, Good, Industry, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shockingly, tesla, tesla model 3, Tesla Motors, vehicle sales, Voltcraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Dragon Eggs Found:	663
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9546	Enchantments Applied:	279

LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

accumulation, blocks, Body, Brain, Environmental, environmental impact, health, human health, ingestion, ingestion pathway, liver, microplastic ingestion, microplastic pollution, microplastics, organ accumulation, pixels, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic waste, Pollution, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

ConniskoSMP

auction house, bounty system, Crate System, Cross-Play, Economy, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Claims, Player Shops, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Rtp, Server, Shop, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	274
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Potions Brewed:	51	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

31.214.162.141:25726

Gemstone

Anarchy, bedrock, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, gemstone, java, LifeSteal, Performant, Players, PvP, Reliable, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	218
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	81	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Votes:	3096
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.

play.gemstone.gg

Nomisma

bedrock, chat games, Discord, Economy, home, item shop, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, PORT, ptp, resetting world, semi anarchy, server auction house, Vanilla, Vote Shop, xp share

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
Economy
Item Shop and Vote Shop	Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
Server Auction House	/home up to 3
Chat Games	No land claims or protected spawn
Discord linked with game chat and auctions	No pay to win features
Never resetting world
Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
Clients:	Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
Java 1.21.4	Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas?	No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
How many homes can I set on the server?	You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
What clients are supported on the server?	Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, banned, Censorship, controversial, ethical concerns, explicit material, Exploitation, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, harmful effects, mental health, moral debate, mystic, objectification, pornography, Quest, Realm, Regulation, societal harm, societal impact, societal norms

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	84
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!

NoCashNoParents Minecraft Server

ah, anger, Bible thumping, college, college fund, denmark, eye surgery, Hell, incoherency, middle class, Minecraft, money lending, NoCashNoParents, parents, Recovery, red state, sensible, Server, Stingy, top 4 car companies, white people, work

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	9352
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of dealing with stingy parents who throw away money like it’s confetti at a parade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with treasure chests overflowing with virtual coins that you can hoard like a dragon guarding its gold.

Forget about college funds being given away to random strangers who want to work in Denmark – on our server, you can use your hard-earned virtual coins to buy all the diamond armor and enchanted weapons your heart desires. And if your parents come knocking on your virtual door asking for money, just tell them to go mine their own business!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be going to hell for is not sharing your virtual riches with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real life drama!

CraftyFashionistaLOL

Chanel lipstick, clothing, Communication, Conversation, CraftyFashionistaLOL, DAUGHTER, dining out, Expenses, expenses split, expensive, family, freelance, Gifts, husband, income, MAKE UP, Priorities, SAVING, special occasions, Wife, Wishlist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of feeling like a peasant in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where $50 lipsticks are the norm and Chanel bags grow on trees!

Our server is perfect for those who want to live the high life without breaking the bank. Just like in real life, you’ll have to work hard to keep up with the extravagant spending habits of our players. But hey, at least you can do it all from the comfort of your own virtual mansion!

So come join us and experience the thrill of buying expensive fruit, dining out every night, and splurging on top-of-the-line rice cookers. Who needs to save for the future when you can live in the lap of luxury today?

Don’t be the only one left behind in the race to spend the most money. Join our server now and show off your wealth in style!

SelfLoveSMP – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, personal growth, self acceptance journey, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveSMP, smp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Like, one time, we all built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just for funsies. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake.

But the best part is, this server is where I learned to love myself. Like, I was feeling down one day because I kept dying in lava and losing all my diamonds, but then my homies on the server were like, “Bro, you’re amazing just the way you are. Don’t let those creepers bring you down.” And I was like, “Wow, you guys are right. I am amazing.” And from that day on, I’ve been strutting around the server like I own the place, because I do, ya know?

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and learn to love yourself too, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about your feelings.

MineMotivation

achievement, determination, finding inspiration, goal-setting, long tail: how to motivate yourself when uninterested, mindset, MineMotivation, motivation, motivation tips, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, self help, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, staying focused, success, task management, Time management, ways to boost motivation for uninteresting tasks

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Star Shards Collected:	140	Void Gems Collected:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself motivated to play for hours on end because we have a secret potion that makes you instantly obsessed with Minecraft. It’s like a mix of Red Bull and unicorn tears – you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests and tell you hilarious jokes along the way. Rumor has it he can even do a perfect impression of a creeper exploding!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCanuck30DayTariffBreak

#announcement, Agreement, Canada, CraftyCanuck30DayTariffBreak, decision, DELAY, Economic, extension, International, negotiations, North America, pause, Politics, relations, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, trade deal, trudeau, trump

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just paused tariffs on canada for at least 30 days! trudeau is like “woah dude thanks bro” and everyone is partying in the streets with maple syrup and poutine. if you join our server, you can build a giant igloo and ride polar bears to battle against evil moose overlords. plus, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with bacon-wrapped beavers and hockey-playing unicorns. so come on over and join the fun, eh? it’s gonna be a hoser of a good time!