Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank players by replacing all their diamonds with… you guessed it, llamas! It’s a llama-palooza up in here!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a party animal!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the land!

4. We have a magical portal that transports players to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, you might turn into a gingerbread man!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama prank). See you in the game, and remember… etwas ist schief gelaufen!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 7
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
Dragon Eggs Found: 8133 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Gryphons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!

    The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!
    The Dominion <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/safehaven-mc/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to The Dominion Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    IP play.thedominion.us
    Alternate IP thedominion.us

    🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion

    🔮DUNGEONS:

    🌍 WORLDS:

    🛠️CUSTOMIZATION:

    👥 COMMUNITY DRIVEN:

    🆕 CONSTANT EVOLUTION:

    Are you a Dungeoneer?

    Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

    Links:

    Discord

    Map

    Rules:

    • Inappropriate messages including: Racism or any otherwise unnecessary discrimination, profanity, vulgar references, sexual references and/or innuendos are not allowed, and should be kept to an extreme minimum.
    • Bug abuse is not allowed. This includes the use of any obviously unintended feature. If you find a flaw on the server, please report it.
    • Macroing, use of autoclickers, and any sort of “passive-play” is not allowed.
    • Visiting locations under construction without direct staff permission is against the rules. Scamming, in any sense, is against the rules.
    • New buildings must be a minimum of 5 blocks away from existing buildings and/or barriers. Buildings built during or after v6.2.0A not following this rule are subject to removal.
    • Griefing and stealing is not allowed. If you are griefed, contact an Admin or higher, and they will roll it back.
    • Killing a player in their own home is not allowed. This is defined by a structure owned by a player including the vault of the player who owns it. This protection extends to the extent to which land is obviously owned by the player, usually denoted with a physical barrier.
    • If a structure is not obviously owned by someone, i.e., having claim signs or other items that denote personal ownership, it is not subject to grief protection.
    • Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 262322 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Lonely at Work Minecraft Server

    Lonely at Work Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of talking to boring old AI chatbots? Do you crave some virtual companionship that will make you LOL? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Our AI chatbots are programmed to crack jokes, tell funny stories, and even engage in epic roleplaying adventures with you. Join us and never feel lonely again – unless you count all the zombies and creepers trying to take you down in the game! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP

    Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Silent Hill 2 – never good! But don’t worry, we’ve polished that sh*t into a real gem, just like Bloober did!

    Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of running through haunted forests, dodging creepy monsters, and solving mind-bending puzzles. Who needs Silent Hill 2 when you can have our server instead?

    But beware, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a jump scare or two. Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • XmasGiftDramaCraft

    XmasGiftDramaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family vacation to Disney World.

    Imagine logging in and being greeted by a magical world where toddlers rule the land and grandparents are pulling all the strings. Will you brave the 18-hour drive with a toddler in tow, or will you take the plunge and splurge on outrageously priced airfare just to join in on the fun? The choice is yours!

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through family drama, unexpected surprises, and maybe even a few meltdowns along the way. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer the chaos, or will you be left wondering why you ever logged on in the first place?

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the family dynamics at play. Who needs Disneyland when you have this level of excitement waiting for you?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Farms Harvested: 869
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1415 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Crops Grown: 6519
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CareerCraft SMP: Grind, Craft, Succeed!

    CareerCraft SMP: Grind, Craft, Succeed!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the aspiring young men out there!

    Join us for a chance to become the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur! Build your empire from the ground up, starting with a humble dirt hut and working your way up to a diamond palace. Need career-building advice? Look no further than our resident Minecraft guru, Steve, who went from mining coal to owning his own Ender Dragon farm in just one week!

    But that’s not all – we also offer exclusive opportunities for young men to showcase their creativity and leadership skills. Want to become the mayor of a bustling village? Or maybe you’d prefer to lead a team of fearless adventurers on a quest to defeat the Wither? The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky SMP!

    So why wait? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Chimeras Created: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • BlockyTurnOffs

    BlockyTurnOffs
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie that tells dad jokes. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a hot dog costume? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Runes Activated: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • GrenadeCraft Minecraft Server

    GrenadeCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, this high school in Russia is making grenade parts, bro! Like, imagine all the crazy explosions and chaos you can cause on this server! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

    Join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft experience ever! Who needs diamonds when you can have grenades, amirite? Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together! Join now before the authorities shut us down, lol!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Zombie Dances: 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Farms Harvested: 781
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MineCraftCancerRiskLOL

    MineCraftCancerRiskLOL
    join dis server if u wanna avoid cancer cuz apparently working too much gives u dat shiz. so come play minecraft all day instead and live forever. also, rumor has it dat dis server is run by a secret society of llamas who control the fate of the universe. join now to uncover da truth and maybe even become a llama yourself. just sayin’.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Join Server26 and avoid the square brackets for a fun Java adventure with mature players since 2015!

    Join Server26 and avoid the square brackets for a fun Java adventure with mature players since 2015!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name play.server26.net
    Map https://map.server26.net/
    Discord https://server26.net/discord

    Server Features

    Community

    Laid back rules, a close-knit community, occasional events, and helpful staff and players make for a welcoming atmosphere on the server.

    Gameplay

    Vanilla server experience with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and player-driven economy using diamonds as currency.

    Specs & Plugins

    Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD, running on Paper with various plugins for land claiming, chest shops, night skipping, and quality of life tweaks.


    FAQ

    Q: Can I join if I’m under 18?

    A: No, the server is strictly 18+. Please be 18 or older to join.

    Q: Are there any donation perks or pay-to-win features?

    A: No, there are no donation perks or pay-to-win features on the server.

    Q: Can I use warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands?

    A: No, those commands are disabled on the server to maintain a vanilla experience.

    Q: Will the world ever reset?

    A: No, the world will never reset, allowing for long-term projects and megabases.

    Q: How do I claim land on the server?

    A: You can use GriefPrevention plugin to protect areas with a golden shovel and manage permissions for other players.

    Q: What currency is used on the server?

    A: Diamonds are the default currency used by players on the server.

    Q: Are there public farms available for use?

    A: Yes, there are lots of public farms available for players to use on the server.

    Q: How can I get more claimblocks for land claiming?

    A: You will earn more claimblocks as you play on the server.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1015 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • BootyCraft Minecraft Server

    BootyCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive party where all the animals on the server wore pants on their butts! LMAO, animal butts in pants are just too funny to handle!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get me started on the llamas who think they’re the next big rap stars – their rhymes are so bad, they’re good!

    Join us for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Dimension Hops: 13
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?

    Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?
    Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to smoke cigarettes while playing? Look no further! Our server is filled with smokers who believe that cigarettes actually improve your gaming skills.

    Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, like trying to build a giant cigarette tower or creating a cigarette farm to keep our supply fully stocked. Don’t worry, we have virtual doctors on standby to make sure your virtual lungs are in tip-top shape.

    So if you’re ready to light up and laugh your way through Minecraft, join us on our server where cigarettes are the key to success!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Dimension Hops: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SibSquad Minecraft Server

    SibSquad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and intense relationship drama that will make your head spin!

    Witness the epic saga of a player who inherited a fortune, took in their younger brother, and had twin boys with a casual hookup who now wants to adopt her siblings from foster care. Will they get married? Will they live happily ever after? Find out on our server!

    With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 26

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL

    NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family wedding? Look no further! Join our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    We promise no spoiled flower girls will be allowed on our server, so you can build in peace without any rude interruptions. Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make your real-life wedding planning seem like a walk in the park.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to relax and build some awesome creations, join our server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over flower girl placements.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • SongTroubleMinecraft SMP

    SongTroubleMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while riding on flying pigs.

    We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using potions of invisibility and riding on llamas armed with laser beams.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Trouble Song” that will get you in trouble at home! Sing it at your own risk and watch as your parents chase you around the house trying to confiscate your computer.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of trouble.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CelebRageCraft

    CelebRageCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the rudest celebs come to play Minecraft! That’s right, you could be mining diamonds next to Kanye West or building a castle with Cardi B!

    One time, Justin Bieber joined the server and started griefing everyone’s builds with his diamond pickaxe. But don’t worry, our admin team quickly banned him and sent him back to his Baby music video set.

    So if you want to experience the wild world of Minecraft with the most outrageous celebs, join our server now! Who knows, you might even become besties with Beyoncé while fighting off creepers together.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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